Now, if you would kindly hold onto your torches and pitchforks for a few minutes, I can explain. It isn't that your new awesome killer app written in the latest shiny toy you found in a box won't be the best thing since sliced Google bread; rather, your app will never be perfect.
Why?
Assume for a moment that you're writing a hello...
As I sashayed down the technical aisle at the local library,
this caught my eye. I said self, (which is what I call myself), that title reminds me of
a place I spend a good deal of time...