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Just because this was such an amazing post


View PostNeoTifa, on 17 August 2010 - 01:06 PM, said:

Lol seriously? You don't know what prom is?! XD It's an event in the spring time for high schools where kids bully their parents into spending hundred of dollars on tuxedos and dresses, getting their hair done, and renting a limo. Once they've acquired these things, the guys take their girdled-up, painted up dress-up-doll dates to fancy restaurants, which are packed due to hundreds of other kids doing the same thing, and try to get the cheapest thing on the menu (because their parents said this part was on them, and McDonalds doesn't pay that much). After dinner, they go to a hotel, where a giant even room is reserved and decorated just for them, so they can grind and feel eachother up on the dancefloor as much a possible before the principal separates them.

This is an awkward time for socially-inept people, as they are surrounded by jocks who are already drunk or high, and the girls are even more insecure, and uncomfortable due to the girdle-induced lack of oxygen. The only reason they are here is because their parents forced them to be, as they try to live vicariously through them, and instill them with their crazy antics they partook in when they were in high school.

After this is all said and done, they leave for the guys car (if he couldn't get a limo), and the guy has certain... "expecations". Even though the girl was awkwardly pushing away his advances all night, he will still try to have sex with her. Why? Because it's "tradition" to lose your virginity at prom. Fppt! Nonsense I say! If the girl does give in, they will inevitably break up in about a week, as he already got what he wanted from her. If she doesn't, then they will go on to the after-prom, and it will be awkward, as they've probably faught about it. Their relationship will be on the rocks for about a week or two, and then, only a 50% chance of recovering. Either way, prom sucks and the girl goes home pissed off.

There you have it.

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25 August 2010 - 07:15 AM
:^: You should have your own show with Gabe, hehe
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18 October 2010 - 05:28 PM
Gabe hates me
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