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Have a break and answer these questions

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So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see
the answers until you have made your answer.



OK, relax, clear your mind and ... begin. WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!



1. What do you put in a toaster?



























Answer:...
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Damned Cat

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A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
on a night light, turned on the phone answering machine, covered their
pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened
the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into...
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The Geography of a Woman

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The Geography of a Woman

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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and...
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The wait for Vista (more for the DX10)

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apparently i've been waiting for Vista(with DX10)

About DX 10 (from wikipedia)
Microsoft was working on a large update to the Direct3D API. Originally called Windows Graphics Foundation, DirectX 10, and later DirectX Next, but currently referred to as Direct3D 10, it was released as part of Windows Vista. Version 10 represents a departure...
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FPS terms

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topic : Gaming
More and more people have started online gaming. however for those who are lagging behind in terms of the FPS(first person shooter) games here are some terms for you make other's believe that you are a pro !

BFG
stands for BIG F***ING GUN, was made popular by the game quake II arena. this is the gun which can make a...
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Virtual Newsroom attacked by Flying Penises

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Daniel Sadville, a CNET reporter who is famous for hyping the second life the online virtual world that's the rage now, was recently trying to interview one of the virtual millionaires when they were attacked by giant flying penises. All this happened in the virtual world of second life, which explains how it was possible to get attacked by...
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Something + Something = Something

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SOME CONCLUSIONS ive come across

01. Smart man + smart woman = Romance

02. Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

03. Dumb man + smart woman = Affair

04. Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage

05. Smart boss + smart employee = Profit

06. Smart boss + dumb employee = Production

07. Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion

08. Dumb boss + dumb employee...
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Engineer's Definition

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Engineer's Definition

Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...

Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...

Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows...
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Why are these Call Centre Paid so much of money

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PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID
SO MUCH...... FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE.

TAKE A LOOK:


1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right...
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