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Jokes about Programmers

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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.


A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat. An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.


“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause….
“Java.”

Programming is 10% science,...

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