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Since our last episode on DIC's All My Programmers....
1) The programmers of DIC take a moment out of their busy drama filled lives to hold a self portrait contest! The "biggest" and brightest are in attendance, showing off pictures of them and their loved ones. One posted by absynthe shows herself with the little black guy she holds dear while gabehabe tries to top it with his rather "chubby" (Gabehabe insists she is NOT FAT!) girlfriend kissing him at last weeks "diaper wearing extravaganza".
2) Gwatt admits to NeoTifa that he went to band camp but that he is truly a changed man. NeoTifa doubts it and wonders why Gwatt is being followed by a little white man with a squishy tummy. Gwatt, surprised that his arch nemesis the Pillsbury Doughboy has followed him, attempts to step on him. Gwatt yells "Die muffin man! DIE!"
3) Damage, with his string of bad luck with the ladies recently, has declared to the DIC onlookers that he has finally "Broken the beaver dam". Supersloth is skeptical, passing Damage some petroleum jelly to have a "good night for a change". Damage turns away and begins to cry "Why must you make fun of me supersloth? I thought we were life mates". Super replies quickly "I only have one life mate and it isn't youuuuuu" *Dramatic music plays in the background"
4) Meanwhile, on the other side of the DIC lounge Capty tries to forget his mangina incident and asks Suzie (his blow up girlfriend) about sayings for his college game day sign. Suzie, with her mouth wide open as if she is in total shock all the time, sits idle as Capty reads a few ideas to her. "So Suzie how about 'Mike Leach is a fucking doorknob'???... Yeah Suzie you are right, it wasn't very good. How about 'I've sucked dick harder than your team'?" Suzie agrees and that becomes Capty's new sign.
5) Absythe remains kidnapped by Gabehabe's evil twin Gabehebe. To pass the time, while Gabehebe asks for a ransom, she reads him some literature that she finds fascinating but insistis she is not a "Gal of faith". Annoyed by her reading Gabehebe lowers the ransom. He begins to doubt if 50 dollars is low enough.
6) Back in the corner of the lounge.... Jayman9 comes to the conclusion that holding onto his number (but we all know he means virginity) is not quite as important as he believed. In attempt to shed the past he sheds his virginity with the lovely ladies of the board. Oh wait, he meant sheds his number. Yeah, that is what he meant.
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ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DIC'S ALL MY PROGRAMMERS....
1) Gabehebe continues to lower the amount on his ransom the more Absynthe reads her literature. During the same time Gabehabe plans an elaborate plan to rescue her. Will he need to or will Gabehebe just give her up and take the quiet peaceful jail cell?
2) Supersloth helps Capty make more signs. After all, it was a "good post". Supersloth begins to write "Chris is a fuckin doorkn..." on his very own sign. Will he go through with it and take on the wrath of the webmaster?! *Dum dum dum dummmmm*
3) Gwatt launches full scale war against "The Muffin Man" while NeoTifa laughs. NeoTifa then says "I thought I saw this on the movie 'Breakfast on pluto'! That was the best movie ever!". But will the muffin man have the last laugh?
4) Winstonology continues to recuperate from his "large woman with white truck" fiasco. However he decides to go look for Axel... since apparently he has run off with a broken heart. Members of DIC join in the search for Axel as well (while supersloth looks for his sister). Will Axel be found alright? Or will he be found with his pants down and in the bushes?
Hey, does anyone know the number for technical support or customer service for the C++ in a can??
I called the 800 number in the ad and a person on the other end took my credit card number, SSN, and bank account #. I was then told my order would be shipped out immediately. But its been..like..two hours since I finished the call and I still haven't received it.
I tried calling the 800 number again, but now all I get is a message that the number has been disconnected.
So if anyone knows the number, then can you let me know. I want to call and check the status of my order and see when it will arrive.
*rubs hands together*...I can't wait till I get it. I am gonna do some serious coding...
My name has a number in it, but it's in the middle instead of at the end where you typically find it... I don't have any intentions on changing it either.
Edit: see my signature for further information.
This post has been edited by tody4me: 31 Oct, 2008 - 08:28 AM
Since the last episode of DIC's All My Programmers...
1) Since Gwatt and NeoTifa's encounter with "The Muffin Man", NeoTifa has found her salvation in the arms of a lonely oreo. The pillow talk runs rampant as she whispers into oreo's ear "nom nom nom nom nom".
2) Friday was halloween and the DICers were out to scare one another in the lounge. Gabehabe jumped out from behind the couch to a surprised Absynthe. She screamed "AHHHHHHH!" and faints. Gabehabe was puzzled and said "What? I am not wearing a costume. I am here to rescue you!" Gabehabe's evil twin Gabehebe was a bit scared too, but after the reading Absynthe was doing, he begged Gabehabe to take her off his hands.... free of charge.
3) After making signs for Capty, sloth comes back to his house to find his room mate leaving. Having the courage to live on his own, he is struck by a dilemma of having an extra room. His thoughts rest on a hot tub, but others advise him about a stripper pole and sex lair. "Do I fall to the pressure of my peers and get the pole or do I follow my dreams of a hot tub?" Supersloth remains torn!
4) PsychoCoder calls out Capty on the Red Raiders thread as a jab of fun. However Suzie isn't laughing because now Capty may no longer get a boner according to supersloth. Capty responds about not hating his life and something about a tech girl? Can Capty be upgrading his choice of woman? Could blow up doll Suzie meet her match with one from cyberspace?
5) jamillion, a relative new comer to the neighborhood creates a chruch of "Jediism" just down the street. No2pencil joins up as a drunken version of Darth Vadar. The question is, is the force really with him or is the alcohol just making him pitch a tent in his mechanical suit?
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On the next episode of DIC's All My Programmers...
1) NeoTifa finds that oreos were not all they were cracked up to be. Sure they were great going down with milk, but when you eat too much and they come up with a little stomach bile, they are pretty gross.
2) Will blow up doll Suzie be replaced by Capty's new fascination with tech girls? Can Capty work a deal with sloth to get one installed with his new sex lair?
3) The church of Jediism comes under fire from local DICers. Has jamillion taken the force too far? Will no2pencil realize that porn and a mechanical suit will lead to a little discomfort? Watch as a mysterious DICer takes Axel (who is dressed up as luke skywalker) for a woman and tries to share their metachlorians with him. Ewwwwww
4) Absynthe goes a bit overboard with the pre-election fun pics and posts some nude pictures of herself and some of the fellow DICers. Chris still remains baffled on how she got his bath tub baby picture. All this and more on the show that has the whole lounge talking (talking smack that is)... DIC's All My Programmers!
This post has been edited by Martyr2: 2 Nov, 2008 - 06:08 PM
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That bastards cheating on me??
Shouldn't be that hard...
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