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A Sesamee Street bus

 

A Sesamee Street bus
elianna

9 Jun, 2009 - 03:33 AM
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Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular, especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a extrodinary guy so he was dubbed "Special Ross". After that there was a hefty, overweight man named Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him "Leonard Cheeks". Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.

What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: "Two all-beef Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin' bunions, on a Sesamee Street bus!"


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RE: A Sesamee Street Bus

9 Jun, 2009 - 03:57 AM
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I don't get it. Why isn't elmo in this story?

No story is complete without elmo.
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RE: A Sesamee Street Bus

9 Jun, 2009 - 05:42 AM
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It was a joke, and it was kinda amusing, but it was in completely the wrong place. We have a jokes thread for these things smile.gif
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RE: A Sesamee Street Bus

9 Jun, 2009 - 02:28 PM
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QUOTE(gabehabe @ 9 Jun, 2009 - 05:57 AM) *

I don't get it.


Ever heard the McDonald's jingle for the Big Mac? It's remarkably similar. wink2.gif
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RE: A Sesamee Street Bus

10 Jun, 2009 - 11:53 AM
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That joke is way old, but still one of my favorites.
"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun" is the jingle. smile.gif
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RE: A Sesamee Street Bus

11 Jun, 2009 - 05:25 PM
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Remember the time that this same bus stalled out on the train tracks...? The inevitable came quick & swift, & there wasn't much of the bus left.
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