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what would you prefer - heaven or reincarnation

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what would you prefer - heaven or reincarnation

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30 Jun, 2009 - 11:54 AM
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topic says it all


i would like reincarnation maybe a dog or another human or maybe a bird

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30 Jun, 2009 - 11:57 AM
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What sort of reincarnation are we talking? You're looking at reincarnating as any other species - I don't know how fun that would be. Reincarnation as another human would be pretty cool, assuming humanity never dies out.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:01 PM
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QUOTE(mars media studio @ 30 Jun, 2009 - 11:54 AM) *

topic says it all


i would like reincarnation maybe a dog or another human or maybe a bird



just as a warning, be prepared to get flamed for have this thread become into a heated topic.

personally i don't believe in reincarnation so i would probably say heaven.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:08 PM
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I would like to be reincarnated as a hot girl. I would be such a slut. I'd have $€x all the time.

Edit: Forgot about chick on chick action, I'd do lots of that too.

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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:13 PM
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QUOTE(Gloin @ 30 Jun, 2009 - 12:08 PM) *

I would like to be reincarnated as a hot girl. I would be such a slut. I'd have $€x all the time.

Edit: Forgot about chick on chick action, I'd do lots of that too.



i bet god wont let you have sex in heaven so ,,,,,, reincarnation 1 , heaven 0




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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:20 PM
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i bet god wont let you have sex in heaven so ,,,,,, reincarnation 1 , heaven 0


I'm pretty sure that if there exist a god and he is almighty, he'd keep all the hot blondes to himself so screw heaven.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:22 PM
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QUOTE(Gloin @ 30 Jun, 2009 - 12:08 PM) *

I would like to be reincarnated as a hot girl. I would be such a slut. I'd have $€x all the time.

Edit: Forgot about chick on chick action, I'd do lots of that too.


Rofl.This is going to take down the myth of the hot girl that is difficult to flirt with.

First I thought reincarnation.But if I chose that I ll lose my memory , so Im going to pick heaven.It ll be good to be up there and see the Gloin-slut-sex-all-the-time girl. biggrin.gif
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:25 PM
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Cool, kinda like having my own reality show.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:27 PM
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QUOTE(Gloin @ 30 Jun, 2009 - 12:08 PM) *

I would like to be reincarnated as a hot girl. I would be such a slut. I'd have $€x all the time.

Edit: Forgot about chick on chick action, I'd do lots of that too.


Rofl.This is going to take down the myth of the hot girl that is difficult to flirt with.

First I thought reincarnation.But if I chose that I ll lose my memory , so Im going to pick heaven.It ll be good to be up there and see the Gloin-slut-sex-all-the-time girl. biggrin.gif



yea but in heaven you lose all memory of sin so you could only remember boring sex wit your wife and no memory of drining beer , partying with party sluts , stripers, losng your virginity to your highschool sweetslut

yea get my point, religion is the ultimant cock block
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:35 PM
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Indeed.But If I choose reincarnation I will become something random.
From an ant to Bradd Pitt.
Or I can do reincarnation.setSeed(Models); tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif
However, Im gonna stick with the heaven option.The gloin show is really something NOT to miss smile.gif
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:38 PM
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You'd better pray that heaven's got cable.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 12:45 PM
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30 Jun, 2009 - 01:14 PM
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Can I choose nothing? Nothing is nothing it no longer exist; therefore, it doesn't matter that nothing happens when we die.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 02:17 PM
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I also want to be reincarnated as hot chick!
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30 Jun, 2009 - 03:13 PM
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Easy, reincarnation.

In Judeo-Chrisitan tradition, no humans actually go to "Heaven"; read the source carfully. God is in Heaven and created this world for his chosen. But his chosen screwed it up. If you prove yourself in your life, you'll be eligible to be resurrected when God purges the world of Sin. It will be "Heaven on Earth", but none of us lowly humans will be sharing real estate with the Almighty.

The "live one life and be judged" option is just way too much pressure. It's not a compassionate system; anyone can have a bad life. Reincarnation, on the other, also has a heaven, and everyone will get there; eventually. You just keep coming back until you get it right.

Curiously, in traditional Hinduism, reincarnation and the caste system go hand in hand. As you work off your bad karma, you are reborn again and again as a human of a higher caste. There's gender bias in the system, a woman is lower than a man, but higher than everyone in the castes lower than her. As such, a smooth reincarnation climb involves a lot of gender swapping.

So, yes, reincarnation as a hot chick is part of the deal. And presumably a lot of homely ones, too. tongue.gif

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30 Jun, 2009 - 03:18 PM
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i'd choose heaven, what if i get reincarnated as a crippled guy or a jellyfish..no thank you
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30 Jun, 2009 - 03:29 PM
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I prefer heaven but if heaven is full at the moment of my death, i would like to live my life over so i can see what would happened if i did something different at a specific time. P.S. I would like to retain my memory of my past "life" as well.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 04:20 PM
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30 Jun, 2009 - 04:37 PM
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have you ever seen ground hogs day?
I think reincarnation would get kinda boring after a few million years.
that is unless you can be aliens to. baavgai how do aliens from outer space fit into this cast system?
if that were the case it would be worth a shot.
the nothing idea is not so bad
but even so I vote heaven.
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30 Jun, 2009 - 05:06 PM
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Does anyone know if heaven has Salsa Rio Doritos? they had them when I was a kid, but they've not been around for a zillion years. It was the best Dorito flavour ever. If heaven has them, I'll go there - otherwise I'll go with reincarnation and spend another lifetime hanging around waiting for them to come back on earth.

Mmmmm...also dependent on the parking in heaven. If it's really crappy in heaven, I'll go with reincarnation. I already have a spot here on earth.
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