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Dang Hard Riddle, PM me for the answer

kewlkreator

1 Jul, 2009 - 04:53 PM
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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

What am I? Please post your guesses I'll PM you if you're right. You can PM me if you want the answer!
EDIT: um... ignore the italics

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1 Jul, 2009 - 05:09 PM
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You've not posted the full riddle...the last line is traditionally given as "Can you guess the riddle".

Common answers from adults are pressure, time, God, and light.

The most common answer given by children is No, as they focus only on the final line (not given here).
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1 Jul, 2009 - 05:14 PM
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QUOTE(Amadeus @ 1 Jul, 2009 - 05:09 PM) *

You've not posted the full riddle...the last line is traditionally given as "Can you guess the riddle".

Common answers from adults are pressure, time, God, and light.

The most common answer given by children is No, as they focus only on the final line (not given here).

Edited to my requirements. Sorry.

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1 Jul, 2009 - 05:15 PM
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1 Jul, 2009 - 05:18 PM
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1 Jul, 2009 - 06:04 PM
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2 Jul, 2009 - 12:03 AM
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2 Jul, 2009 - 04:06 AM
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QUOTE(gabehabe @ 2 Jul, 2009 - 12:03 AM) *

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and normal people look like celebrities.

somehow I don't think you are right hehe

the riddle doesn't make sense though..
I don't even see the connection between polar bears, peeing, combing your hair, celebrities and champane..
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2 Jul, 2009 - 04:18 AM
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2 Jul, 2009 - 04:22 AM
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2 Jul, 2009 - 04:25 AM
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and I will make you cry.
I have something to say here, but it's really inappropriate. sad.gif
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2 Jul, 2009 - 04:42 AM
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I've looked it up and i don't think there is an answer to your riddle.. because you didn't post the most vital part of it.
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2 Jul, 2009 - 04:53 AM
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QUOTE(gabehabe @ 2 Jul, 2009 - 04:25 AM) *

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and I will make you cry.
I have something to say here, but it's really inappropriate. sad.gif


Rosie O'Donnel in LBD?
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2 Jul, 2009 - 07:39 AM
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I couldn't think of anything good. I was going to say hydrogen. lol.

So I googled it and this is probably the right answer:
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I think the answer might be "a stomach virus".

"I turn polar bears white" -- they turn pale from dehydration

"and I will make you cry" -- been there, done that

"I make guys have to pee" -- after they drink a lot of clear liquids

"and girls comb their hair" -- after they take their foreheads off the toilet seat

"I make celebrities look stupid" -- like when George Bush threw up on the Japanese prime minister' shoes.

"and normal people look like celebrities" -- you might look like Tom Hanks in "Philadelphia" or Ali McGraw in "Love Story"

"I turn pancakes brown" -- when they turn to diarrhea

"and make your champane bubble" -- when its projectile vomiting

"If you sqeeze me, I'll pop." -- yada, yada

"If you look at me, you'll pop." -- always flush the toilet quickly


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3 Jul, 2009 - 05:50 AM
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Bwahahah! I was kidding. I took a riddle on the net and turned it into nonsense. There is no answer!!! I just wanted to see what you guys came up with. smile.gif
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3 Jul, 2009 - 01:08 PM
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You're gay. My answer was good though.
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3 Jul, 2009 - 01:52 PM
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Shut up. I never said there was anything wrong with your f*cking answer. And dont make fun of gay people either. I was just having my bit of f*cking fun!
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3 Jul, 2009 - 02:51 PM
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3 Jul, 2009 - 07:25 PM
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QUOTE(kewlkreator @ 3 Jul, 2009 - 02:52 PM) *

Shut up. I never said there was anything wrong with your f*cking answer. And dont make fun of gay people either. I was just having my bit of f*cking fun!


Try calming down just a tad bit, please.

Yours,
Shane~
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kewlkreator

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4 Jul, 2009 - 10:37 AM
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Sorry... I got a bit carried away. My apologies NeoTifa.
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