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10 Replies When Your Program Crashes

 
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10 Replies When Your Program Crashes

skyhawk133
post 8 Nov, 2005 - 01:07 PM
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Top 10 replies by developers when their programs don't work:

10. 'That's weird...'
9. 'It's never done that before.'
8. 'It worked yesterday.'
7. 'You must have the wrong version.'
6. 'It works, but it hasn't been tested.'
5. 'Somebody must have changed my code.'
4. 'Did you check for a virus?'
3. 'Where were you when the program blew up?'
2. 'Why do you want to do it that way?'

and finally ...

1. 'I thought I fixed that.'
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Dark_Nexus
post 10 Nov, 2005 - 08:11 AM
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or something bad...real bad.

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i prefer 'wtf?!' of all of those, please and thank you
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Nova Dragoon
post 10 Nov, 2005 - 08:50 AM
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post 10 Nov, 2005 - 09:53 AM
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or something bad...real bad.

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Error: Segmentation fault
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born2c0de
post 12 Nov, 2005 - 01:39 AM
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Actually the Program should work.It's a Compiler Bug. wink2.gif
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