Got forwarded this today, might make you chuckle, especially if you're in the UK...

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God's Diet

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and
spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.


Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums.
And Satan said, "You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, Yes!" And Woman
said, "I'll have one too with chocolate chips". And behold they gained 10
pounds.


Then God created healthy yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man
found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane
and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14 .


So God said, "Try my fresh green salad". And Satan presented Blue Cheese
dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened
their belts following the repast.


God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to
cook them". And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns,
butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its
own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.


Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming with
potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and
sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats
adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.


God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those
extra pounds. And Satan came forth with cable TV with remote control so
Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed
and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging
suits.


Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double
cheeseburger.Then Satan said, "You want fries with that?" and Man replied,
"Yes, and super size 'em". And Satan said, "It is good." And Man and Woman
went into cardiac arrest.


God sighed and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then Satan chuckled and created the National Health Service.


THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word
on nutrition and health:


1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer
heart attacks than us.


CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

I LOLed

NICE.

Man that is really funny but so true.

Yeah

LOL.
Nice one.

It's the drugs in the food man it will mess you up!

LOL

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