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skyhawk133
post 15 Apr, 2008 - 08:25 AM
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Found this in one of the applications I manage at work:


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The two most important things to remember about this application:
    1. It is quite simply a big fucking IF statement (due to complex rights and restrictions)
    2. Like Scottish Cuisine it was based on a dare.
*********************



What are some funny comments, variable names, etc. that you've written or found in applications?
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Nova Dragoon
post 15 Apr, 2008 - 09:40 AM
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# jeffa says, whoever put this   here:  we hates you, we hates you forever...
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#                                   \|/
#                                    '  
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no2pencil
post 15 Apr, 2008 - 08:41 PM
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This is from source code that I filed with the US CopyRight office.

I forgot that I left all the comments in there:

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w32fd           WIN32_FIND_DATA <>;File Time-n-Date Shit

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start:
    call FileProp; weee!

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                call    CreateDirectoryA; Make that shit work!

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FileProp proc
;******* Time & Date Shit ******
        lea    esi,offset DLFile
        invoke FindFirstFile,esi,addr w32fd
        .if eax!=INVALID_HANDLE_VALUE
        invoke FindClose,eax

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@msg_Is_NT:
    push    offset HostsRegLocationnt;mov FileHandle_R1, offset DLFile
    push    offset DLFile        ;mov FileHandle_W, HostsRegLocationnt
                        ;push    FileHandle_W
    call    CopyFile                 ;push    FileHandle_R1
  ;-======================-
  ;    Uh oh, File I/O!
  ;-======================-
    push     00000000h
    push     FILE_ATTRIBUTE_NORMAL
    push    OPEN_EXISTING;OPEN_ALWAYS
    push     00000000h
    push     FILE_SHARE_READ;00000000h
    push    GENERIC_READ
    push    offset CusFile
    call     CreateFile
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jorvis
post 15 Apr, 2008 - 10:22 PM
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It's not a comment, but someone recently passed this on to me... Apparently the source code for Vista has finally been leaked biggrin.gif

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg
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post 15 Apr, 2008 - 11:14 PM
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QUOTE(jorvis @ 15 Apr, 2008 - 11:22 PM) *

It's not a comment, but someone recently passed this on to me... Apparently the source code for Vista has finally been leaked biggrin.gif

http://i29.tinypic.com/10gidzr.jpg



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BenignDesign
post 16 Apr, 2008 - 05:51 AM
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Found these while digging through source code for Simple Machines Forums:

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//You banned, sucka!

//If they get this far, we're screwed!  (but that should never happen)
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Eighty
post 16 Apr, 2008 - 06:12 AM
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This is a little pascal humor I used back in the dark ages:

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VAR
  hellfreezesover:boolean;
  fruitloop:integer;

BEGIN
  fruitloop:=0;
  hellfreezesover:=FALSE;
  repeat
   fruitloop:=fruitloop+1;
   if (fruitloop=666) then hellfreezesover:=TRUE;
  until hellfreezesover;
END.
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post 16 Apr, 2008 - 06:55 AM
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/*
 * I know this isn't a very efficient algorithm, but I ran out of time. Also,
    I enjoy reinventing the wheel. So there!
*/
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spearfish
post 16 Apr, 2008 - 10:25 AM
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I should start writing my own funny comments..... then I can pretend I stumbled upon them smile.gif
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yanom
post 16 Apr, 2008 - 02:27 PM
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That "Vista Source Code" is pretty funny.
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post 16 Apr, 2008 - 02:57 PM
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// the fucking alpha cpp compiler seems to fuck up the goddam type "LPITEMIDLIST", so to work
// around the fucking peice of shit compiler we pass the last param as an void *instead of a LPITEMIDLIST


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// The specific idiot in this case is Office95, which likes
// to free a random pointer when you start Word95 from a desktop
// shortcut.


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* for idiots like MS-Access 2.0 who SetWindowPos( SWP_BOZO
* and blow away themselves on the shell, then lets
* just ignore their plea to be removed from the tray


http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/2/15/71552/7795 - Source, Windows 2k source code
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JasonMcAuley
post 16 Apr, 2008 - 09:12 PM
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Haha some of these are great! I wish I had funny comments to show sad.gif

This does kind of inspire me to put funny comments in my code from now on for co-workers to find if they ever have to go through my code.
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