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KYA
post 28 Aug, 2008 - 04:04 PM
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If politicians today programmed, what would they use?

I'll start:

Obama would code in VB:

vb

Dim Politician As Idiot;


QUOTE

I believe in change! Let's stop practicing old VB. We must embrace change! We must use VB.NET!


Nancy Pelosi would program only in pseudocode:

CODE

WHILE NOT wanting to drill in America for oil
     PRINT We must free ourselves from foreign oil dependence
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post 28 Aug, 2008 - 04:35 PM
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Bill Clinton:

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while(guilty)
  {
   cout<<"I did not have sexual relations with that woman.\n";
  }

if(caught)
  {
   cout<<"That depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."; 
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post 28 Aug, 2008 - 04:36 PM
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This is a great thread. Sorry, but I'm not into politics so I won't post anything, unless I find something.
Isn't this supposed to be in the Corner Cubicle Forum because it has programming in it.

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KYA
post 28 Aug, 2008 - 04:58 PM
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If it was a serious discussion then yes I imagine.

Here's another:

Al Gore:

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#define GLOBAL_WARMING true

while (GLOBAL_WARMING){
     accept PeacePrize;
     cout << "If you don't beleive me, then you hate your children!";
     if (someDissent())
             break;
}
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post 28 Aug, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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post 28 Aug, 2008 - 10:55 PM
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Ooh, Ooh, can I do Bush?

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extern void war();

while(within_term) war();


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void war(void) {
  debt++;
  economy--;
  ~rights_of_US_citizens();
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post 28 Aug, 2008 - 11:01 PM
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post 29 Aug, 2008 - 01:00 AM
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post 29 Aug, 2008 - 06:08 AM
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QUOTE(no2pencil @ 28 Aug, 2008 - 11:55 PM) *

Ooh, Ooh, can I do Bush?



Why couldn't you? That's the whole point of the thread. smile.gif
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post 29 Aug, 2008 - 06:21 AM
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Just a general stab at most governments:
cpp
#include "kids.h"
#define SOME NULL
void gotoWar()
{
    if (kid.Experience == NULL && kid.Training == SOME)
        kid.SendToWar();
}
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post 29 Aug, 2008 - 06:39 AM
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Very entertaining but why is everyone using C++ now, come on let's get more creative.

@ no2 - I believe bush would use Assembly language.
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post 29 Aug, 2008 - 07:10 AM
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