OK I am sure you all have delt with Idiots in one way or another either in the IT field or in real life. Well M-F I hear people bitch about that they cannot get to the internet cause websence blocked their porn. The weekends are mine and i answer to no one

This afternoon spraying 2 weeks of bug guts off the Insight at my local spray carwash, when this Bitch walks over and says that she cant rinse her vehicle. She stated that she put in her 1.50 and the sprayer wont work (Now dont get me wrong I really feel sorry for them I really do, but if you have an attitude i am not going to do anything to help you) so I continue to pre rinse my car and said that she may want to call the number on the door of the carwash. She gets in a bigger huff and walks away. So I continue to scrub my car when she walks back and says "WELL DONT YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO HELP ME!" . I am starting to get a little annoyed at this time, when Steph ( who was sitting in the car the whole time states Ya know you are not at work. So at that point I let loose with all my stupid end user contempt and stated; "Look here bitch I am not the fuxxing carwash tech support guy. I am just here washing my damn car like every one else. I dont give a damn about your 1.50 and I dont give a damn about your soapy car. If you are too stupid to work a carwash sprayer then you have no use in even driving a car. I suggest you use the remaining quarters you have and call someone who gives a flying Fuxx. Now if you dont mind i am going to finish washing my car and you can go to hell!" And with a satisfied grin I rinse and drive off into the sunset.

It feels good to finally tell someone how stupid they really are.

who da man.



the answer is: you da man.

she was god in disguise.

you shoulda said "here, use my sprayer", and then hosed her down.

Please tell me you really said "fuxxing" lol, that would have been funny....


But yeah, good job.

I was keeping it with in the PG-13 rating for this forum