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How to charm girls.

Post icon  Posted 09 May 2009 - 08:30 AM

Hey friends tell me different ways to charm a girl. I want to have a girl friend. I want to share my thoughts with her.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:21 AM

$35 and sometimes a double cheeseburger or some cheap booze..

Didn't we go through this already?
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:28 AM

View PostGloin, on 9 May, 2009 - 08:21 AM, said:

$35 and sometimes a double cheeseburger or some cheap booze..

Didn't we go through this already?


No............
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:44 AM

Girls don't want to hear you yapping about your innermost thoughts anyways. All they wanna talk about is shoes. Take my advice, get yourself an inflatable girlfriend, she'll do whatever you want and listen to you no matter how boring it is. Worked for me and Amanda..

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 09:54 AM

Be a programmer.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:00 AM

I'm getting really sick of these types of threads.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:08 AM

Post on a forum and show her the thread, it'll show how much you really want to impress her.

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:17 AM

"Hey baby, you look like my future ex-wife."

"I have a sausage and it's got your name on it."

"I seem to have an erection for you."

"You're so hot. What's your name girl?"
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:34 AM

View PostKYA, on 9 May, 2009 - 10:00 AM, said:

I'm getting really sick of these types of threads.


I'm with you on this one. We're just a few desperate gender-themed love threads away from being MySpace. You people need to realize that you can't just think of things that charm a single gender. That's like saying half the people on the planet are the same.

If you can't tell what your boy/girlfriend likes, then that's just sad.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:43 AM

Nothing says "love" like a giant pickle:

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Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:44 AM

It's not giant, it's portly.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 11:51 AM

Just say these magical words

"Suck Me, Beautiful!"
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:10 PM

portly, lmfao
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:19 PM

i always like guys with asense of humor. not dork/nerd or inmature/jock humor but just someone who knows what to say and knows when to stop.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:39 PM

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I'm getting really sick of these types of threads.


K, i'm gonna tell you something that every girl on dic (cept for olice :)) has told me. "i love you, let's make babies"

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i always like guys with asense of humor. not dork/nerd or inmature/jock humor but just someone who knows what to say and knows when to stop.


but really she loves me for my body :D

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