How to charm girls.

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:50 PM

Just be yourself! :^:
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:53 PM

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 12:56 PM

look the truth is that all girls like different things. be yourself and if they reject you all that means is that it's not a good match so keep looking. and it's not about "empressing" a girl, it's about being nice and friendly, but not obsessively aggresive (you know who you are). don't go to bars to pick up girls, unless you just want a one night fling and just do what you normally do, don't change for her.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 01:17 PM

You tell her that you are friends with me.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 02:18 PM

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 04:39 PM

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I want to have a girl friend. I want to share my thoughts with her.


Oh, so THAT'S what you're supposed to do with them.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 04:41 PM

Tap dance to "I've got somethin in my front pocket for you"
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 05:07 PM

oh so that's how i got your wuv i thought it was my intellect :blush:

what if you tap dance to i'm singing in the rain in boxers?
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 05:11 PM

No. Butters stole my heart with that little number. It doesn't work for you. Sorry. :)
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 05:14 PM

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 05:30 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 9 May, 2009 - 04:41 PM, said:

Tap dance to "I've got somethin in my front pocket for you"


Is that where the "rat in your pocket" phrase came from?
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 06:30 PM

Why charm them when you can just knock them upside the head with a brick...?

I mean if the charming doesn't work, there is always the brick option.

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someone who knows what to say and knows when to stop.


Is that like... no means yes?
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 06:46 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 9 May, 2009 - 03:41 PM, said:

Tap dance to "I've got somethin in my front pocket for you"

That episode was hilarious!

Anyway, just be yourself. If you run out of ideas just talk about her (well I suppose you should do that anyway)
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 09 May 2009 - 10:20 PM

one time, my mom almost hit a girl with her shopping cart. She was really hot. Then I came up with this idea:

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have your mom run them down with her shopping cart. then you can go help them up and Score!

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:03 AM

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