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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 10 May 2009 - 07:40 AM

bolt! i actually clicked and then i LOL'd
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 10 May 2009 - 08:50 AM

HAHAHA!! Funny thing is, I think in my country some of those lines might actually work XD
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 10 May 2009 - 12:18 PM

Yea, thanks the guy who made this thread, because i can really use the advice
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 10 May 2009 - 12:21 PM

View Postfirebolt, on 10 May, 2009 - 03:03 AM, said:




That looks like it was written by someone who didn't pass the TOEFL exam.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:05 AM

Lol. Most Likely.
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 05:28 AM

ya thanks to guy who made this thread ya i also need some tips hope so you guys post a link
being a good programmer we have a good edge but need to use it in some good way and i dont know how to use it same like rishab i am also fail in this sector lol
i never tried it

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 05:46 AM

Don't try to Charm Girls.

Just be a friend. If you really like her, you'll know that eventually and then there shall be no problem.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 05:48 AM

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:04 AM

ya i agree with nikhil simple things first i guess

be helpful to everyone
respect everyone
and be polite i guess it will work well i hope it do so
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:09 AM

View PostNikhil_07n, on 11 May, 2009 - 04:46 AM, said:

Don't try to Charm Girls.

Just be a friend. If you really like her, you'll know that eventually and then there shall be no problem.


THAT is some real advice!!!
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Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:18 AM

I don't dig a lot of the establishment
Well, your ideas and values
They may work for you but
They don't all work for me
As far as i'm concerned
Some are with it and well some aren't

Hmm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, I'd say
Well wash your ass every day
Wash your whole body every day
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teef and then you know, wash the face

Do any of these things prevent venereal disease, besides the rubbers ?

Carry some of your herbal or salt or pepper around in your pocket
Stuff, it opens up in your pocket and gets mixed up with your lint cotton
Or mess with the flavour 'cause when you take the herb and put it in your mouth
Then you gonna be eatin' somethin' then you got little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
So you just take it out and use the string for flossin'

That's...that's far out
What do you feel is the best way to
To keep from getting a, a chick pregnant?
I mean...i mean, what do you do?

Well, you need different pairs of socks
You know, some times you need the coloured socks
That's if you're gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
Then every, every, every other couple of days I mean, you wear the white sock
You can wear them probably 1 or 2 days
Until you try to walk aroun' an' they get caught in the carpet
Then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into your sock
Then you get the little black spots on the side
Or you can go and you get, you know, the different types
There's other types of socks that's made for shoes
But then they get funky and your feet start sweatin' and stuff
Or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funk
And you get the powder into put it in so you won't get the funk or the funky feet
Or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
Cuz when you die you go back to the funk
And if you got sock funk you got to be funky cuz it stinkin
Or something ran up in your ass and just died
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:21 AM

may be some tips from olive will do since he says be a good programmer i guess what will be the next step

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:22 AM

View Postprajayshetty, on 11 May, 2009 - 08:21 AM, said:

may be some tips from olive will do since he says be a good programmer i guess what will be the next step

Hmm let's see....call her a 'he.' Yeah, that should work.
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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 06:23 AM

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Re: How to charm girls.

Posted 11 May 2009 - 08:31 AM

"oh My God"
"What?"
"I'm Sorry... You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen."
<insert response here>
"What's your name?"
<insert fake name here>
"May I buy you a drink, <insert fake name here>?"

Now the key to this is to make sure the two names match. Show's you're listening.
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