Are women evil?

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Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:26 AM

Here it is....the mathematical proof that women are evil. Inspired by the 1=?2 thread. :)

Women = Time * Money		  // all the guys know that girls are time and money
Time = Money				  // everyone has heard that time is money
Women = Money^2			   // by simple substitution
Money = Sqrt(Evil)			// money is also the root of all evil
Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2		  // simple substitution
Women = Evil				  // simple algebra



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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:55 AM

hahaha...
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 03:49 AM

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............:)
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Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:26 AM

View Post333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 12:26 AM, said:

Here it is....the mathematical proof that women are evil. Inspired by the 1=?2 thread. :)

Women = Time * Money		  // all the guys know that girls are time and money
Time = Money				  // everyone has heard that time is money
Women = Money^2			   // by simple substitution
Money = Sqrt(Evil)			// money is also the root of all evil
Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2		  // simple substitution
Women = Evil				  // simple algebra



I'm a Haskell programmer. All that multiple assignment caused me internal bleeding. You owe me 30k USD in hospital bills.
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:49 AM

View Post333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 02:49 AM, said:

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............:)



you deserve a nobel prize

are you sure Fox is a girl?
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:17 AM

hahahaha! Joke wasn't funny, but Fox being a girl is flippin' hysterical! :wub:
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:22 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 30 May, 2009 - 04:17 AM, said:

hahahaha! Joke wasn't funny, but Fox being a girl is flippin' hysterical! :wub:


Ditto
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:50 AM

An old one.
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:56 AM

Fox is a dude...
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:17 AM

View Post333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 09:49 AM, said:

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............:)

fox is a girl?
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:21 AM

MonkeyBoy2194 <--- Just realized that all that time spent on flirting has been wasted... or has it....
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:29 AM

flirting? why would I flirt on the internet, especially on dream in code. I always thought fox was a guy, I'm probaly going to be talking to fox in a totally dif way now
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:32 AM

fox and neo are sisters, didn't you know?
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:42 AM

View PostMonkeyBoy2194, on 30 May, 2009 - 07:29 AM, said:

flirting? why would I flirt on the internet, especially on dream in code. I always thought fox was a guy, I'm probaly going to be talking to fox in a totally dif way now


He is a lesbian.
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:02 AM

...yea... my joke is fail. I misread.
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