Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

Post icon  Posted 16 April 2005 - 09:26 PM

Hey Guys,
Add in your favorite Quotes or pick-up lines here. They can be serious as well as humorous.

Here goes:

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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 16 April 2005 - 11:12 PM

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'll fuck you with a rake.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 11:22 PM

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Jimmy Dix: You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe?
Joe Hallenbeck: And then some.

from Last Boy Scout

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Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

from Last Boy Scout

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Samantha Coleman: Colonel, can I have a word with you?
Col. Stuart: You can have two... fuck and you.

from Die Hard 2
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Posted 16 April 2005 - 11:33 PM

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"Yeah, I thought I wanted to work, turns out, I just wanted paychecks"

- Dima Edelchtein
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 03:33 PM

I suppose no relationship is easy, but what’s easy that’s worth doing? I hear people say that relationships aren’t things that you should have to work hard for, if it’s a good relationship, it should sort itself out. Excuse me, but that’s the biggest fallacy I have ever heard. If you can’t work for it, bleed for it, yes, even die for it, what good was it to you? What did it teach you? There is nothing you can take out of it if you didn’t put anything into it. You simply have to take the good with the bad; the bad defines the good, the good defines the bad. Are the best things in life free? I don’t think so. I derive a much larger degree of pleasure and satisfaction from working hard for something, giving it a lot of forethought, and then following through with it and succeeding. Rather, I think the best things in life are priceless; they cost whatever unit you can find to define the input of your time, mind, body, and soul.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 17 April 2005 - 04:05 PM

Amadeus, on Apr 16 2005, 11:22 PM, said:

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Jimmy Dix: You're a real bastard, ya know that, Joe?
Joe Hallenbeck: And then some.

from Last Boy Scout

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Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

from Last Boy Scout

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Samantha Coleman: Colonel, can I have a word with you?
Col. Stuart: You can have two... fuck and you.

from Die Hard 2

Watching a lot of bruce willis movies?


"Success will be the best revenge" - Dilated Peoples
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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 17 April 2005 - 07:08 PM

supersloth, on Apr 17 2005, 06:05 PM, said:

Watching a lot of bruce willis movies?

LOL, oddly enough, not lately...some of his stuff has stuck with me however...:)
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Posted 17 April 2005 - 07:21 PM

"HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN WHOOOO WHOOOO!"

Terry Tate
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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 17 April 2005 - 09:55 PM

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God is Real...Unless Declared an Integer.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 17 April 2005 - 10:12 PM

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I see the line traced back to my ancestors, and I
hold on tight, to that time which is before
the fear induced religions that seperated the world, and the one world government, and the one world banking system, through the world bank that issued the monitary illusion of ownership and dealt it to the masses, which caused the seperation from that knowledge, that knowledge and that connection to eachother and to the earth

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Posted 18 April 2005 - 12:21 AM

The difference between 'involvement' and 'committment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's a lot easier to apologize than get permission.

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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 18 April 2005 - 07:41 AM

"First rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club."
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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 18 April 2005 - 07:52 AM

symphonicreverb, on Apr 18 2005, 09:41 AM, said:

"First rule of fight club is, you don't talk about fight club."

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Karen: I thought the first rule about book club was that you didn't talk about book club.
Lacey: I think that's fight club.
Karen: Who told you about fight club?!?!??!

From Corner Gas...Canadian show. It was a funnier bit then I'm able to convey here.
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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 18 April 2005 - 09:25 AM

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"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson (1874-1956), Chairman of IBM, in 1943

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Re: Quote of the Day

Posted 18 April 2005 - 01:56 PM

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
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