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In order to post, you have to have a to mamma joke to go with it.
I'll start:
Yo mamma so fat her bra is made of reinforced steel.
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Yo Mamma Off
Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:17 AM
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 05 July 2009 - 10:25 AM
Moved to Jokes & Puzzles 
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 06 July 2009 - 06:31 AM
Gabes post somehow made me laugh the most.
But yo mama so fat she turns a monster truck in to a lowrider.
But yo mama so fat she turns a monster truck in to a lowrider.
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 06 July 2009 - 01:45 PM
Hey I got a ipod touch app for this!!
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to open a daylight savings acount!
*classic joke background sfx*
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to open a daylight savings acount!
*classic joke background sfx*
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 06 July 2009 - 02:29 PM
I've an MSN+ script downloaded for this...
<70's laugh track>
Yours,
Shane~
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Your mom is so ugly, your daddy brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
<70's laugh track>
Yours,
Shane~
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 07 July 2009 - 06:56 AM
your mom is so fat that she can use her bra to cover the earth to save it from global warming.
your mom is so ugly a dead animal will run away in terror from her.
gabehabe=win
your mom is so ugly a dead animal will run away in terror from her.
gabehabe=win
This post has been edited by NoBrain: 07 July 2009 - 06:58 AM
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:17 PM
Yo mamma like a gun; two cocks and she blows.
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:25 PM
Yo mama so fat, God couldn't find a place for her in the universe!
I know, I know, then she couldn't exist, therefore she isn't that fat. Besides it isn't funny but I came up with it on my own and I'm lame so give me some slack. Sheesh, rough crowd.
I know, I know, then she couldn't exist, therefore she isn't that fat. Besides it isn't funny but I came up with it on my own and I'm lame so give me some slack. Sheesh, rough crowd.
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:53 PM
yo mama so dumb she went to the movies and when it said 'under 17 not admitted' she went home and got 16 friends.
//yeah, I watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, so what's it to ya?
//yeah, I watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, so what's it to ya?
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Re: Yo Mamma Off
Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:15 PM
OliveOyl3471, on 10 Jul, 2009 - 10:53 PM, said:
//yeah, I watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, so what's it to ya?
It only means you're cooler than I previously thought.
This post has been edited by Locke: 10 July 2009 - 10:16 PM
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