Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:40 AM

"Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy balls..."

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:57 AM

"The credit belongs not to the critic, but rather to the 'balls' in the arena"

~Theodore Roosevelt

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 06:32 PM

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat balls.

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:19 PM

Those who are willing to give up balls for a little temporary safety deserve niether balls nor safety.



~~ Benny Franklin i think

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:46 PM

Love is when the other person's balls is more important than your own.

Original by Jackson Brown, Junior: Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 02:44 AM

Hawkysu's Quotes:
"God created atheists to spread the truth about balls"
"Entertaining myself is my balls"
"I believe that other people fail to make balls look better"
"Jesus is in your balls"
^_^

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:03 AM

There are rules to remember before you cross the street.

Use your eyes, use your ears, & then use your balls.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 11:41 PM

LOL! :lol: :lol:

Einstein: "I am not balls, just passionately curious."

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:06 AM

I pledge allegiance to your balls.

No balls no glory.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck balls?

One of these days Alice.... to the balls!

Go directly to balls. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Balls, James Balls. No Mr Balls, I expect you to die!

Transformers... Balls that meet your eyes.

Balls, it's what's for dinner.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 05:03 AM

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Dream In Code 2009 : Guaranteed 100% Balls Free!

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 06:19 AM

Frankly my balls, I don't give a damn.

You are the missing balls, goodbye.

This post has been edited by Bort: 15 July 2009 - 06:20 AM


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Posted 15 July 2009 - 04:17 PM

Government "help" to balls is just as disastrous as government persecution... the only way a government can be of service to balls is by keeping its hands off.
~Ayn Rand

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 15 July 2009 - 05:07 PM

View Postpaperclipmuffin, on 14 Jul, 2009 - 01:44 AM, said:

Hawkysu's Quotes:
"God created atheists to spread the truth about balls"
"Entertaining myself is my balls"
"I believe that other people fail to make balls look better"
"Jesus is in your balls"
^_^





I think i love you

:wub:

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 15 July 2009 - 06:02 PM

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:



View Postno2pencil, on 15 Jul, 2009 - 01:06 AM, said:

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck balls?


I brought that quote up in ONE thread, and now everyone uses it! :angry:

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 16 July 2009 - 01:34 AM

There is no "i" in Balls.

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