Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 16 July 2009 - 04:37 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 16 Jul, 2009 - 02:34 AM, said:

There is no "i" in Balls.


But there is an "I" in vagina.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 16 July 2009 - 12:00 PM

Do they speak English in Balls? Say Balls again! I dare you! I double dare you! Say balls again mother ****er!
Samuel L Jackson - Pulp Fiction

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 03:51 AM

If I love you, what does that matter to balls?

Love's like balls; All the worse when it comes late in life

All theory, dear friend, is grey, but the golden tree of actual balls springs ever green

Is that which is balls loved by the gods because it is balls, or is it balls because it is loved by the gods?

Whom the balls love dies young

I awoke one morning and found my balls

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 04:00 AM

If we don't end war, war will end balls.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 04:20 AM

Better to have balls and lost than never to have balls at all

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:56 AM

I am tired of these mother fucking BALLS on this mother fucking PLANE.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 09:56 PM

Quote

...That which we call balls,
By any other word would smell as sweet...

Romeo and Juliet - William Shakespeare

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 10:26 PM

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE BALLS
(bam bam bam)

-- Scarface

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 July 2009 - 10:28 PM

View Postme, on 13 Jul, 2009 - 01:02 AM, said:

"Better to have loved and balls than never to have loved at all."



View PostGay, on 17 Jul, 2009 - 03:20 AM, said:

Better to have balls and lost than never to have balls at all


Ahem, gloin. Get your own. :v:

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 18 July 2009 - 03:02 AM

My version was better, you screwed it up.


And hey, let's be balls out there.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 18 July 2009 - 03:13 AM

Great balls come with great responsibility.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 18 July 2009 - 04:42 AM

Balls are a girls best friend

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the balls

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 18 July 2009 - 06:46 AM

Good things come in small balls.

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Posted 18 July 2009 - 10:59 PM

It is a universal truth that a man in possesion of balls will be in want of more balls

-- Pride and Prejudice

(I haven't actually read it, but I'm reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 18 July 2009 - 11:15 PM

Fame is a food that dead men eat - I have no stomach for such balls.

So much wrong could balls induce.

We must beat the balls while they are hot, but we may polish them at our leisure.

Indiana balls.

A boy's balls are the wind's balls - and the balls of youth are long long balls (:lol:)

Our balls are composed of the scum of the earth.

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