Piss off the person next to you

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Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:39 AM

I know almost all of us would really like to pull a prank on the person using the computer next to you (through use of code, of course! :P :P ).

List some ways here (nothing malicious, PLEASE!).

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:40 AM

Dialup to a modem, conference on the handshake while they are away. Fill up their voice mail.

Take a snapshot of their desktop (on Win XP), save the image. Right click the desktop -> properties, change the background to the new image, right click desktop -> arrange icons by -> uncheck display icons. Watch them struggle.

cntrl + alt + down-arrow.
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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:45 AM

View Postno2pencil, on 31 Jul, 2009 - 11:40 PM, said:

Take a snapshot of their desktop (on Win XP), save the image. Right click the desktop -> properties, change the background to the new image, right click desktop -> arrange icons by -> uncheck display icons. Watch them struggle.

And hide the task bar :P
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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:03 AM

View Postsyfran, on 31 Jul, 2009 - 11:45 PM, said:

View Postno2pencil, on 31 Jul, 2009 - 11:40 PM, said:

Take a snapshot of their desktop (on Win XP), save the image. Right click the desktop -> properties, change the background to the new image, right click desktop -> arrange icons by -> uncheck display icons. Watch them struggle.

And hide the task bar :P


:lol: !! I am SO going to do that when ass**** on my left gets up to use her phone! :lol:
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:28 AM

shit.. all very good, but how do you undo?
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:31 AM

*shrug* un-do?
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:35 AM

You need to re-image your computer now. :P
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:48 AM

When he/she turns around, unplug mouse & keyboard discreetly :P

Make a fake VC# or VB.net virus alert (Have a Delete Virus button that shows a message box "Virus could not be removed" ) and stick it in
C:/Documents and Settings/Victim/Start Menu/Startup/ at the end of the day (has to look real). Next morning watch them FREAK! (I've done it. FUN FUN FUN!!)
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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:55 AM

You can also do the fake ie icon that will shutdown the computer after 30 seconds. Be sure to add in a nice message telling them they have a virus.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:56 AM

You can setup a scheduled task to send a net message to localhost every minute.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:09 AM

Depending on what kind of typist the person is, you can either rearrange their keys on the keyboard or remap their keyboard. Hunt & peck you would need to rearrange the keys, standard typist you would need to remap the keyboard. I'll leave it up to google on how to do that.

Good thing about remapping the keyboard, they're not going to fix it easily as it's not common knowledge.

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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:33 PM

Ор евен беттер, цханге тхе инпут лангуаге то сометхинг лике цзриллиц.
Тхат оутта писс тхем офф преттз гоод.

(Or even better, change the input language to something like Cyrillic, that outta piss them off pretty good)
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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 04:50 PM

Install a program that moves the icons around the desktop as the mouse pointer gets near them. :devil:
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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:29 PM

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Install a program that moves the icons around the desktop as the mouse pointer gets near them.

:lol:
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Re: Piss off the person next to you

Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:42 PM

View PostJayman, on 1 Aug, 2009 - 05:50 PM, said:

Install a program that moves the icons around the desktop as the mouse pointer gets near them. :devil:


Do they make those?? :lol: :^:
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