The coolest, geekiest, way to pick up a chick - ever!

"Actually, I'm a CIA agent"

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The coolest, geekiest, way to pick up a chick - ever!

Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:12 AM

Okay, I think I just read the coolest way to pick up a chick ever, though it could probably work for guys too, and it involved coding and the shiny new Windows Azure.

Basically this guy wrote some software that will take a person to an automated service that states that you have reached the CIA. Then you proceed to put in the "agent number" that the fake agent gave you and it will take you to a mailbox with their name on it and tell you to leave them a message.

Check it out: http://blog.smarx.co...i-m-a-cia-agent

What's the geekiest way you ever picked someone up?

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 06:21 AM

I dunno, I usually just walk up to them and show them I got the money.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 07:15 AM

View PostGloin, on 1 Aug, 2009 - 05:21 AM, said:

I dunno, I usually just walk up to them and show them I got the money.

Giggle.
I just try to get to know them I guess. (Im 13)
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:22 AM

I tend not to let my inner geek show too much when picking up a girl, it's usually a pretty big turn off for them. :P
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:36 AM

:wink: has a good success rate for me.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 08:40 AM

Well, I guess I'm just not that lucky. haha
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:02 AM

View PostGloin, on 1 Aug, 2009 - 06:21 AM, said:

I dunno, I usually just walk up to them and show them I got the money.



having money is a good thing.

looks and charm might fade... but the ability of money to by alcohol never will.

alcohol is my game.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:04 AM

worked on me.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:07 AM

Well since I've been married to the same woman for something like 19 years now I dont recall how I picked up my last girlfriend lol
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:31 AM

View PostPsychoCoder, on 1 Aug, 2009 - 12:07 PM, said:

I dont recall how I picked up my last girlfriend lol


Not even your wife? :lol:

I don't really have much experience with girls (yes, I'm 19, sue me). Let's just say I'm a bit of a loner.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 11:53 AM

I'd where my Evil Monkey shirt or My awesome Mario shirt or talk about my Beatles Bus!

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Posted 01 August 2009 - 12:11 PM

Girls are nice. Especially the ones with perky boobs. :P
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 01:41 PM

When I try to pick up girls, I- oh wait :P

Ummm... some advice would be just to be yourself. Don't try to act like what you think the girl wants you to be like. You really don't want to base a relationship on lies. Besides 9 times out of 10, the girl might be secretly craving someone who is completely different. Like preppy cheerleader girls only like jocks, right? Wrong! I knew a few who were totally secretly into goth or emo boys. ;) Just sayin... I personally find that a since of humor and confidence are attractive. Not making situations awkward and the ability to look past minor flaws are great too.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:10 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 1 Aug, 2009 - 03:41 PM, said:

When I try to pick up girls, I- oh wait :P


Yeah, you've really got to stop doing that, Neo. How many times do I have to tell you we're just friends?

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What's the geekiest way you ever picked someone up?


Like Psycho, I have been married almost 19 years. But I do remember! Mostly because nothing ever worked for me. lol.

When I was single, it seems like all the guys I liked didn't like me back. Whatever. :rolleyes: But if anyone asked me out and he was cute, I would go.

So yeah. I guess the best way to pick up guys, for me, was saying yes. lol.
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Posted 01 August 2009 - 03:20 PM

View PostOliveOyl3471, on 1 Aug, 2009 - 04:10 PM, said:

So yeah. I guess the best way to pick up guys, for me, was saying yes. lol.


Wow...you had it easy...:rolleyes:
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