AMERICA IS AWESOME!

Especially the light switches!

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Posted 11 August 2009 - 10:03 AM

Hehehehe, Scottish junkies... ;)
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 12:39 AM

View Postbaavgai, on 11 Aug, 2009 - 09:42 AM, said:

Strangely, the farther south you go in Florida, the more northern it becomes. It's where we send our old folks to die. ;)

Hey hey hey now... my grandparents live in Florida! They didn't go there to die, they moved there to get out of the cold.



View Postbaavgai, on 11 Aug, 2009 - 10:33 AM, said:

In NYC you can always spot the tourists because they're looking up.

I've heard this before. The 1st time I was ever in NYC my friends & I were planning on where to go next, not how to get there. & also we always use a sub-way map, rather than a street map. So this woman comes over to lend us some "navigational" assistance. I don't know what the hell she was talking about, but she was way off!

We just "uh-huh uh-huh" nodded until she went away. Often people would ask us for directions lol.

I love NYC :) *Especially the light switches...*
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 02:59 AM

When I was in NYC I asked a guy for directions for some place to stay and he started making phonecalls and stuff trying to arrange accommodations for me and all, I was like WTF is this. And they say people from NYC are not helpful.
Ended up staying at this brothel type place in the Bronx. Got a room together with 11 junkies who were shooting up in the rest room.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 03:07 AM

Do you know that scottish nationals get to go to University/College for free, lucky!

Also its a beautiful place, and Edinurgh is a great city. But I would still rather visit the USA, mostly because Scotland is only 40 miles away from where I live.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 03:13 AM

View Poststayscrisp, on 12 Aug, 2009 - 10:07 AM, said:

Do you know that scottish nationals get to go to University/College for free, lucky!

Also its a beautiful place, and Edinurgh is a great city. But I would still rather visit the USA, mostly because Scotland is only 40 miles away from where I live.


University is free in Sweden as well (for anyone I believe) and we got elks.

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 03:21 AM

View Postbaavgai, on 11 Aug, 2009 - 04:33 PM, said:

Sheep buggering?

Your thinking of the Welsh.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 03:41 AM

View PostGloin, on 12 Aug, 2009 - 04:13 AM, said:

University is free in Sweden as well (for anyone I believe) and we got elks.


Oh, yeah? Well, Pennsylvania has.... Amish people... and mountain people.... and inbreds.... and Filthadelphia... beat that! :)

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 03:59 AM

View PostAdamSpeight2008, on 12 Aug, 2009 - 04:21 AM, said:

View Postbaavgai, on 11 Aug, 2009 - 04:33 PM, said:

Sheep buggering?

Your thinking of the Welsh.


Why do Scots wear kilts? Because sheep are afraid of the sound of zippers. ;)

I'm pretty sure every part of the UK points at some other part and accuses them of molesting the livestock. It's like a national pastime.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 04:59 AM

McDonalds ftw
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 05:13 AM

Cymraeg ydy a crazy dafodiaith.
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 05:50 AM

What? Ohio has Amish people too :(
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:19 AM

View PostNeoTifa, on 12 Aug, 2009 - 07:50 AM, said:

What? Ohio has Amish people too :(



Ohio sucks
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:27 AM

Well we kicked Penn States ass last year. And I dont even like the bucks
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Posted 12 August 2009 - 06:31 AM

View PostBenignDesign, on 12 Aug, 2009 - 05:41 AM, said:

Oh, yeah? Well, Pennsylvania has.... Amish people... and mountain people.... and inbreds.... and Filthadelphia... beat that! :)


And Hershey!

Alabammy has Hillbillies and a cool flag that is just a big ol' red X, so even if you're illiterate you can still find your way back home. They were gonna put "you are here" on it, but they didn't know how to spell it. And it doesn't even have to be flag-shaped. You can just make a square with a red X and it's still our flag. So you don't need to know your shapes either. Oh, and we have armadillos too.
:D

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Posted 12 August 2009 - 07:59 AM

View Postgabehabe, on 12 Aug, 2009 - 06:13 AM, said:

Cymraeg ydy a crazy dafodiaith.


Pog mo thoin.

Alas, that's pretty much the extent of my Gaelic. Of course, in Jersey that's probably all you need.

Looks like Welsh anyhow. "You're a crazy..." "dafodiaith" What? Pig fucker?
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