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Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 12:51 PM

Has anyone else had one of those days when you are reminded by four different people of projects you owe them within one day, when each of those projects is atleast a 6 hour task, and then get a call with someone giving you a new project due tommorow morning and you still have to go to school tonight!?!?!?! :crazy: Somebody tell me a joke.

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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:06 PM

i've got one.

some guy with alot of crap to do and no time to do it goes on a forum on the internet. the next day he doesn't finish the crap and loses his job.

i liked it
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:12 PM

i'll keep an eye out for the sequel
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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:15 PM

bad day 2: electric bugaloo
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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:34 PM

Acid Reign, on Aug 29 2005, 01:06 PM, said:

i've got one.

some guy with alot of crap to do and no time to do it goes on a forum on the internet. the next day he doesn't finish the crap and loses his job.

i liked it

Obviously, it took me less time to write that post than to do one of these projects, ass.

Come on, good joke!!
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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:51 PM

two antennae got married, the ceremony sucked but the reception was great.

BA DUM DUM.
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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:55 PM

supersloth, on Aug 29 2005, 01:51 PM, said:

two antennae got married, the ceremony sucked but the reception was great.

BA DUM DUM.

Nicee... thanks. :P
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 01:57 PM

lmfao, that made me chortle.
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Posted 29 August 2005 - 05:47 PM

A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in five different cars unti he finds the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away.
The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.
"This thing must be busted," says the officer.
"Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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Re: Going nuts.

Post icon  Posted 29 August 2005 - 07:33 PM

A senior citizen in Punta Gorda, Florida bought a brand new Mercedes
convertible. He took off down the road,
flooring it to 90 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left on his head.

"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He pushed the
pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror
and saw a highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and
siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem", thought the man and he
pushed the pedal to the floor and flew down the road - passing 100
mph... then 110... up to 120 mph!

Then he thought, "What the Hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind
of thing." So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him

The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the
driver's window. After looking at the old man - then at his watch, he
said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you
can give me a reason that I've never heard before on why you were
speeding, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the trooper and answered,
"Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida StateTrooper.
I thought you were bringing her back."

"Sir," the trooper replied, "You have a nice day."
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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 29 August 2005 - 09:41 PM

hahahahha.


jokes make me laugh on the inside.
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Re: Going nuts.

Posted 30 August 2005 - 08:39 AM

Phil Osopher, on Aug 29 2005, 05:47 PM, said:

A cop parked outside a bar sees a man stumble out of the door, then trip and fall. He brushes himself off and wanders through the parking lot. Then the guy tries his key in five different cars unti he finds the right one. He slowly gets in and drives away.
The cop pulls him over immediately and makes him take a Breathalyzer test. He gets a reading of 0.0.
"This thing must be busted," says the officer.
"Nah, it's fine," the guy says. "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

That is the funniest joke I've heard in a LONG time!
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