I Know What I Want For Christmas!

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I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:38 PM

*sings*

MidNight's Twisted Tales:All I Want For Christmas Are Some Nuclear Bombs

Everybody invades and searches here

Those nuclear bombs are hidden so you can't find!

They don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on X'mas Eve is as plain as it can be!

All I want for X'mas

are some nuclear bombs

some nuclear bombs,

just some nuclear bombs!

Gee, if I could only

have some nuclear bombs,

then I could gaily start World War III!

It seems so long since I threatened

I will bomb you all to the fucking ground!

Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,

If I could just start that war (Ka-boom!)

All I want for X'mas

are some nuclear bombs

some nuclear bombs,

just some nuclear bombs!

Gee, if I could only

have some nuclear bombs,

then I could gaily start World War III!

Merry X'mas, everybody!

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:56 PM

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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 19 November 2009 - 11:01 PM

Reminds me of Christmas at Ground zero by Weird Al.

Which reminds me... after Thanksgiving I should put that on my 'hold' music.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 11:07 PM

I was actually thinking of sending North Korea a Christmas card this year, but then again, I want this world all to myself. (I would gladly nuke them to the ground though!)

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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 05:34 AM

What?
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 06:37 AM

I think someone has issues..... and for once, it's not me.
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 06:49 AM

Actually, I think it's kinda refreshing to see someone with plans for world domination be all open about them instead of hiding away plotting in their volcano lair.
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:27 AM

View PostBort, on 20 Nov, 2009 - 01:49 PM, said:

Actually, I think it's kinda refreshing to see someone with plans for world domination be all open about them instead of hiding away plotting in their volcano lair.


It's a secret hideout ffs.. I only told you in confidence.. I hate you!!!
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:40 AM

Come on Gloin...We all know you have a secret volcano lair...Did I tell anyone where it was?
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:41 AM

Damned Swedish volcanoes!
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:50 AM

See Gloin? Not even B9 knows your secret volcano lair is in fact in Austr...Oops. Maybe I should stop there...
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:53 AM

Someone has some daddy issues.
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:25 AM

How many volcanoes do you think there are??
And they cannot be active of course.. So you can easily narrow them down..

I'm not speaking to you again!!!



































until tomorrow at least..
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:50 AM

Didn't know he was a DIC Posted Image
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Re: I Know What I Want For Christmas!

Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:18 PM

Oh come on. Volcano Lairs are so cliche! I refuse to plot from a volcano lair. Besides, the whole volcanic ash thing(no matter how fertile) so clashes with all my Gothic decor. (My Gargoyles hate the bloody heat too.)

(sings)
"I've built walls,
A fortress deep and mighty,
That none may penetrate.
I have no need of friendship; friendship causes pain.
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
I am a rock,
I am an island. "
~Simon And Garfunkel

Who needs bloody volcanoes?!

I have my castle.

Hehe.

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