[NeoTifa]

http://www.maximumpc..._antigift_guide

I read this on Thanksgiving, and thought you guys would enjoy. Lol. I also remember seeing in it once nose hair trimmers that look like a finger. XD.

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Now you too can be one of the Men Who Stare at Balls.

That one cracked me up. Their commentary is amazing. We also get magazines through the mail with this kind of shit in it. What are some of the most rediculous things you've seen in these kinds of "junk" magazines?

[KYA]

I only read skymall to distract me from the baby in the back.

[WolfCoder]

I always pick up the Sky Mall magazine as a comedy rag to laugh at all the unuseless inventions. I wonder who actually buys any of it.

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Paper may beat rock, but not FIRE ROCK.

http://dl.maximumpc....RockLamp_sm.jpg



I want one of these just so I can electrocute squirrels. All you need is to hollow out a bug zapper, put food in it and wire it to a switch, saves you 98 dollars. It's almost as awesome as my landmines full of paint idea. You see, my grandma has been getting annoyed at all the squirrels, rabbits, mockingbirds, and whatever messing up her garden and I was bored when I was fixing her machine.

http://dl.maximumpc....lShocker_sm.jpg

This post has been edited by WolfCoder: 30 November 2009 - 09:45 AM

[zoid8806]

NeoTifa, on 30 Nov, 2009 - 08:21 AM, said:

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Now you too can be one of the Men Who Stare at Balls.

Is that a reference to The Men that Stare at Goats?

[KYA]

if we have to explain it, it's not funny

[zoid8806]

Maybe if you were to explain, I would think it is funny too

[no2pencil]

Isn't SkyMall the magazine that they have on Airplanes?

[TriggaMike]

zoid8806, on 30 Nov, 2009 - 09:05 AM, said:

Maybe if you were to explain, I would think it is funny too

Here, I'll help you along with this.

This post has been edited by TriggaMike: 30 November 2009 - 10:07 AM

[zoid8806]

Hahaha you're so funny, too bad it must have been a stupid attempt at making a joke. Next time you can try and google it yourself and hopefully get some tips on how to actually be funny. "D"

Edit: and what does TriggaMike mean? Stop trying to get cool points over the internet. Your from Canada? Oh, now I get it, thats how you do it in Cheap USA.

Oh and here you go: http://tinyurl.com/y892je7

This post has been edited by zoid8806: 30 November 2009 - 12:01 PM

[supersloth]

failed to get the joke, failed at a proper retort.

only 10 posts in, but today is not your day.

[TriggaMike]

So not only do you miss the joke, ask us to explain the joke, I try to help you along by giving you an in on using the internet by letting you know it's better to use google than make an ass of yourself, and you still miss that you don't ask to explain the joke. BTW wtf is up with grading my post, are you an elementary teacher or something?

[no2pencil]

zoid8806, on 30 Nov, 2009 - 12:55 PM, said:

Oh, now I get it, thats how you do it

MONEY FER NOTH'N & THE CHICKS FOR FREE

[WolfCoder]

This thread is now... awkward.

[zoid8806]

It wasn't a grade to your post, use google to figure out what I meant, speaking of asses, get your brain out of yours. Oh wait, I forgot about Canadian Health Care. Also your post makes no sense, why didn't you use google like I suggested? I also like this little thing you used, one of the only good things im sure you suggested : http://tinyurl.com/c6kpda

This post has been edited by zoid8806: 30 November 2009 - 12:11 PM

[NeoTifa]

This thread isn't about politics, it's about the useless inventions being sold via magazines. Now kindly gtfo.