The Vending Machine

Put in something, and the next person give you something back, then th

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The Vending Machine

Posted 05 December 2009 - 04:56 PM

Okay, get it

Person 1:

I put in a quarter

Person 2:

You get a soda

I put in a shoe

Person 3:

You get Chuck Norris

etc.

I'll start

I put in a non-working C++ code

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 05 December 2009 - 09:43 PM

I take a fire extinguisher, freeze the protective glass/plastic, tap it, shatter it, & steal everything in the vending machine.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 06 December 2009 - 10:10 AM

Why'd you have to do that for?

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 11:51 AM

I re-stock the Vending Machine, and being the generous person that I am, put in my Credit Card.

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 12:22 PM

Knowing no2pencil, I'm pretty sure he didn't just steal and vandalise. He probably installed one of those credit card scanners too so I wouldn't do that if I were you. Whatever you do, don't give him the code(z)..

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 12:26 PM

CodingNewb: You get a credit card thief (no2)
I put in a dirty sock.

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 01:13 PM

View Postprogramble, on 6 Dec, 2009 - 11:26 AM, said:

CodingNewb: You get a credit card thief (no2)
I put in a dirty sock.

you get a facefull of sperm
i put in my penis

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 01:23 PM

You get laughed at.

I put in $30

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 06 December 2009 - 01:45 PM

You get a slightly used piece of chewing gum.

I put in an old t.v. guide.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 06 December 2009 - 02:33 PM

You get $12,000 cash.

I put in a dead hooker.

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 03:08 PM

You get a living hooker.

I put in a rock.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 06 December 2009 - 05:50 PM

Awesome!

You get sand.

I put in a keyboard.

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 05:55 PM

You get back another keyboard but with a DIN-connection

I put in myself

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Posted 06 December 2009 - 06:26 PM

You get killed.


I put in a screaming idiot.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 06 December 2009 - 07:43 PM

You get AIDS.

I put in human feces.

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