Spaghetti code can be soo Good

I love this spaghetti program. Right out of the 70's

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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:15 PM

View PostSpectateSwamp, on 09 March 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

Moving this Search to Linux shouldn't be all that difficult.

What about all those nasty things you said about C?

Caught in your own web of lies! & spaghetti code...
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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:18 PM

View PostSpectateSwamp, on 09 March 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

Linux needs this search ported over. Do it NeoTifaSwamp If you got VB at work. Just stay late 1 evening. What is stopping you.


Have you seen your code?
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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:24 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 09 March 2010 - 07:15 PM, said:

View PostSpectateSwamp, on 09 March 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

Moving this Search to Linux shouldn't be all that difficult.

What about all those nasty things you said about C?

Caught in your own web of lies! & spaghetti code...

What I really hate is RPG and Assembler. As long as C had goto's I'd be happy. I bet I didn't use 5% of VB5's language. This should be an easy job for some enthusiast. Not for unenthusiasts
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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:20 PM

View Posterik.price, on 09 March 2010 - 07:18 PM, said:

Have you seen your code?

I don't try to know the code. I just get in there and jam it. Activate a few form header displays that are there. If a swampie wants some simple easy tasks I have One that would be great to have. If there are no spaces (just text) in between match elements then change that segment to RED because the beginning and ending of a word has been entered as search parameters. It shouldn't be hard with SSDS when I tell you how. Good Code can change. See how easy it was to put in the delayed print functionality. What a program. Sometimes the code surprises the CodeDaddy. Spaghetti Code supreme. Whoo Hooo

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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:22 PM

Ima gonna laugh when it breaks...
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:23 PM

I'm gonna laugh when it's real.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:53 PM

Hell, I'm laughing already.
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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:20 PM

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and Assembler
You should love ASM:
_421:
  pop   ebx
  push  ebx
  mov   eax,5
  test  ebx,ebx
  jnz   _2131 ;j** = goto
  jz    _316787
_2131:
  dec   eax
  push  eax
  add   esp,4
  dec   eax
  mov   ebx,eax
  pop   eax
  sub   esp,4
  cmp   eax,4
  je    _2131
  jmp   _421
_316787:
  mov   eax,0
  ret

Frankly pointless, but highly spaghettified.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:10 AM

View PostLava79, on 09 March 2010 - 08:53 PM, said:

Hell, I'm laughing already.

Well I can stop you from laughing. If I make you mad enough with all my bragging and bragging.

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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:27 AM

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Alright you guys, enough is enough. We all know that SpectateSwamp is a troll. Why feed him more? Got banned from Channel9? Well the guys over there made the right decision. I am not going to ban him, but I am going to close this thread.

It was made clear that he has no idea what he's talking about. Bottom line - spaghetti code IS bad, no matter how you look at it.

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