[no2pencil]

I do what Sloth does in most lounge posts.

[macosxnerd101]

Furiously masturbate and not finish?

[no2pencil]

No.... I finish. It's required. Makes me really sleepy. Then I take a nap, wake up refreshed, revitalized, & ready to let the creative juices flow!

[KYA]

*Insert comment expressing exclamation and surprise that someone would not finish*

[BenignDesign]

Do men ever really not finish?

[KYA]

If you don't, you probably need to wear this:

[macosxnerd101]

Only when Cougar porn, fat women porn, or male porn pops up on the computer screen. All three extend the class Turnoff.

[no2pencil]

BenignDesign, on 13 April 2010 - 07:36 PM, said:

Do men ever really not finish?

Sure. Sometimes someone walks in. & it's really hard to explain why I have their family member's corpse, half undressed.

It's much easier to just come back & finish later then have to explain my way out of that situation.

[KYA]

macosxnerd101, on 13 April 2010 - 06:38 PM, said:

Only when Cougar porn, fat women porn, or male porn pops up on the computer screen. All three extend the class Turnoff.

Be ashamed. Turnoff should be an interface that you implement when that occurs. It's an action, not an object.

[BenignDesign]

@macosxnerd101 You're not even old enough to legally look at porn. In your world, a cougar is 22.

[macosxnerd101]

@KYA: I was going for the "extend" pun.

@BenignDesign: Cougar == turnoff. In my book (and probably the books of every straight male teenager), a hot 22 year old woman is not a turnoff. I'm talking about middle-aged women (40s) and older.

[KYA]

Woah, completely missed that one.

[BenignDesign]

I like the way you specifically skirt around my age group when defining a cougar.

[macosxnerd101]

There are four women in their thirties that I find highly attractive. In descending order, they are:
BenignDesign
Tricia Helfer
Amanda Tapping
Ivanka Trump

[no2pencil]

I thought B9 was only 29...