[Galois]

I'll start: treat with respect.

This post has been edited by Galois: 17 April 2010 - 09:39 AM

[supersloth]

dumb.

[KYA]

Usually one leads up to the misogyny, thus generating the humor.




The above was sarcasm.

[BenignDesign]

Because there are surely no women on these boards who might a smidgen put off by a list of chauvinistic personality faults. Women on a programming forum!?! Oh, the horrors! We all know women can't program. We all know women have no place in IT. We all know women belong in the kitchen making sammiches. We all know women are only worth the time of day when they have your junk shoved in their mouths. I'm sure there's not a single, solitary woman on these boards who might be remotely offended by anything that might show up in a list that essentially tells them they're not as important as a vehicle.

I'm also sure you're a douche, Galois. Go lube up Rosie as it's likely to be the only action you'll get for a while.

[Choscura]

I don't kill maim get mad at people for admiring or touching my car.

I don't open doors for my car.

My car has never been pregnant, or if it has, it never told me. I hope it didn't have an abortion, there are enough mo-peds in the world without homes already.

When I paint my girlfriend I don't start by sand blasting and priming, and I never finish with a clear coat.

[Locke]

BenignDesign, on 17 April 2010 - 01:33 PM, said:

We all know women belong in the kitchen making sammiches.

MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[LoveIsNull]

...Umm, yeah and probably:

• put gasoline into it
  
• sit inside of it
  
• clean its interior (she should be able to clean her own interior)
  
• give it washer fluid
  
• step on it (while in it) frequently
  
• pay for insurance for it
  
• excise tax
  
• registration fees
  
• leave it outside at night in the cold, rain and snow
  
• some sunny day sell it to a stranger when I am strapped for cash...

yahh...

This post has been edited by LoveIsNull: 17 April 2010 - 12:50 PM

[BenignDesign]

Locke, on 17 April 2010 - 02:44 PM, said:

BenignDesign, on 17 April 2010 - 01:33 PM, said:

We all know women belong in the kitchen making sammiches.

MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

I knew one of you would do it, but my money was on no2pencil and/or gabehabe. Welcome to their level, Locke.

[KYA]

you guys didn't use the magic word!

sudo -make me a sandwich

[Gloin]

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Things you do to your car but not your girlfriend

As if a bunch of guys on a programming forum would have girlfriends..

[Galois]

Wow you guys are no fun. How about:

-Fit 5 guys inside it at once
-Wash it
-Stick my #$%^ inside it's "exhaust tube"

Come on, this had a potential to be a fun thread. You fucking suck.

[BenignDesign]

Galois, on 17 April 2010 - 03:26 PM, said:

Wow you guys are no fun.

Not all of us are guys, douche.

[no2pencil]

I fill my car with gasoline & 10w30 oil, but not my gf.

Galois, on 17 April 2010 - 02:26 PM, said:

-Wash it
-Stick my #$%^ inside it's "exhaust tube"

Check it out, maybe if you washed your gf you could stick your #$%^ in more than the exhaust tube if you ... oh I don't, showed her some respect & didn't treat your car so well

You'll figure it out. Or drop your standards & go for guys

[NeoTifa]

I treat my Pontiac with more respect than my girlfriend. Shes a ho anyways.

[PsychoCoder]

This is really a sexist chauvinistic thread.

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STOP MAKING THREADS
YOU ARE VERY BAD AT IT