Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

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Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 11:17 AM

I am not one to overreact when a situation involves nothing but speculation and hypothesis, but frankly this scares the shit out of me. Why does the gift of life scare me? Because its the gift of lesbian life!

Lesbians are women (really they are!) and women do not care the Y chromosome which is responsbible for creating males. If women are capable of having children without ever coming in contact with a male then there is a very good chance that women will just breed us off the planet.

Men of the CL, it is our duty to go out and teach every lesbian in the world to love the cock. I'll start with the pretty ones and you can start with the ones with mustaches.

Good luck and Godspeed.

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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 11:30 AM

Dude, that is f*ed up...
as if we don't have enough trouble getting laid now we have to compete with... not needing the cock! Leftover MANkind will be reduced solely to chronic masturbation!

I say we gird our loins and fight againt hermaphroditism.. or something
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 11:40 AM

*sigh*
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 12:34 PM

not the first time i've had to use my cock to save the world...
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 12:50 PM

Maybe I'm just missing something, but it says that they require the original stem cells (that get turned into pseudospermae) to be from a fertilized egg. As I understand it, they create a fertilized egg (the normal way), from which they then harvest the stem cells, which then get turned into "sperm". Therefore, your genetalia will still be useful for some time, don't worry guys (though the opportunity to use them lies squarely on your shoulders).
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 01:01 PM

I like swinging mine in public like a helicopter and chasing people around while screaming "The british are coming, the british are coming!"

does that count as an opportunity to use it?
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 01:10 PM

View Postthe_hangman, on 14 Jul, 2006 - 01:53 PM, said:

I like swinging mine in public like a helicopter and chasing people around while screaming "The british are coming, the british are coming!"

does that count as an opportunity to use it?


I just fell out of my chair and spit water all over the place from laughing so hard. Damn you sir... damn you.


I've got $10 that says supersloth's cock can beat any other cock here in a jousting match.
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 01:25 PM

now i know why i hate advancements in science.... :s

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View Postthe_hangman, on 14 Jul, 2006 - 01:53 PM, said:

I like swinging mine in public like a helicopter and chasing people around while screaming "The british are coming, the british are coming!"

does that count as an opportunity to use it?


I just fell out of my chair and spit water all over the place from laughing so hard. Damn you sir... damn you.


I've got $10 that says supersloth's cock can beat any other cock here in a jousting match.


seeing's how there will be little other use soon, i'll take that bet ;)
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 01:32 PM

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I've got $10 that says supersloth's cock can beat any other cock here in a jousting match.


Could said be considered a..... Cockfight?
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 01:37 PM

I so wish this never goes anywhere. (The female reproduction stuff.)
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 02:06 PM

View Posthotsnoj, on 14 Jul, 2006 - 02:29 PM, said:

I so wish this never goes anywhere. (The female reproduction stuff.)


Does that mean you'll put $10 on the cockfight?
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 02:13 PM

View Postskyhawk133, on 14 Jul, 2006 - 12:02 PM, said:

View Postthe_hangman, on 14 Jul, 2006 - 01:53 PM, said:

I like swinging mine in public like a helicopter and chasing people around while screaming "The british are coming, the british are coming!"

does that count as an opportunity to use it?


I just fell out of my chair and spit water all over the place from laughing so hard. Damn you sir... damn you.


I've got $10 that says supersloth's cock can beat any other cock here in a jousting match.


You know this from personal experience, I assume?
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 02:25 PM

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Does that mean you'll put $10 on the cockfight?
I have some monies in paypal. Who's the bookie?
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:12 PM

View Posthotsnoj, on 14 Jul, 2006 - 01:17 PM, said:

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Does that mean you'll put $10 on the cockfight?
I have some monies in paypal. Who's the bookie?

Yup, 36 lovely dollars from my pockets. But anyways, i dont think this female-female shit`s gonna go anywhere. Following the cult, 10$ on sloth.
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Re: Men of the CL: REVOLT NOW OR FACE DOOM!

Posted 14 July 2006 - 07:14 PM

i'll get two wives and they can do ALL the work then. alls i gotta do is watch and pipe in every now and then

edit, realizing the genius of this, then i wouldn't be morally obligated to care about the beast children

edit edit, unless they are equally as hot

edit edit edit, i like the way this is going

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