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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:19 AM

I honestly believe some of you are among the smartest people on the planet. Our profession encourages us to think on our feet and find logical answers to problems around us (not just at work). This thread takes advantage of that fact.

Post a question and see how the smartest minds online answer (wit or wisdom):



fix the Oil Leak in the Gulf?

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:22 AM

stuff it with the collected works of ayn rand.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:32 AM

I saw this the other day: http://twitter.com/K...tus/14945921962


I would have also accepted "put Ann Coulter's mouth over it".
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:33 AM

Ack!!! That's horrible! :)

Agree with the Ann Coulter thing. Hate her. I say just stuff her in the hole.

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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:48 AM

Giant tampon.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:50 AM

Bill Clinton's cigar or Nancy Pelosi's mouth. Take your pick.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:52 AM

You could use Clinton's cigar as a lure for Monica Lewinsky's vagina, just have her sit on the damn thing.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:13 AM

One must first understand recursion in order to understand recursion.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:19 AM

Recurse my banana in a hammock.

I love you KYA. I want to make test tube babies with you.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:21 AM

I'd put my weed in there.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:25 AM

Why in the hell would you waste perfectly good weed?! JOO CRAZY SON! JOO CRAZY!
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:26 AM

Your weed? Well that's a waste of good bud.

While we're throwing people in there, how about the U.S. Congress?
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:28 AM

Weed wasters. Screw the gulf, just toke up.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:42 AM

Things we could put in there:

Facebook's privacy policy

The heathcare bill
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:44 AM

Is "kill it with fire" an option?
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