Why can't I have friends with benefits?!

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Why can't I have friends with benefits?!

Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:22 AM

So I was chilling up stairs with a few coworkers, and one of the tech guys came over to us and asked us about our workout routines. Since we were pretty much all military, ex-military, or aspiring military, we got into a pretty intense conversation. I was all excited like "awwww a boy wants to talk to me! XD" (jk he's married) and was excited that we were talking about something that interested me. But it turns out that it was just a sales pitch for that Shakeology crap. :(

Seriously? $120 for milkshake mix?! XD Almost as much of a rip off as those p90x dvds! I make my own shakes and add my own protein, bitches. A lot of people told me good things about these methods, but still I cannot shake the whole several hundred dollars to get fit thing. Does anybody else feel that all this crap is a scam? Also, why does it cost so much more to get in shape and eat healthy than it does to eat disgustingly fat foods?! And the gov't complains about the obesity rates, yet they don't regulate this stuff? :( And more importantly, WHY DO PEOPLE ONLY TALK TO ME WHEN THEY WANT TO SELL ME SOMETHING?!?!?! I'm poor, bitches, I can't afford that!

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Re: Why can't I have friends with benefits?!

Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:34 AM

View PostNeoTifa, on 14 July 2010 - 06:22 AM, said:

I make my own shakes and add my own protein, bitches.


Mountain dew isn't protein, dear ;) and just because you shake it, that doesn't mean...

On a side note, im ur friend so cheer up.

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 07:53 AM

But I pay my phone bill to only get phone calls from telemarketers... and my mom.... :( I'm so forlorn... XD
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:09 AM

Give me your number and I'll call you Neo :)
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 08:19 AM


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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:24 AM

i bet Christoph will call you too if you let him touch your feet. :P

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:27 AM

I think I'm your friend because of that thread skyhawk made...

Yeah, so I guess I'm your friend! :D

Yours,
Shane~
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:31 AM

You could oil me up and give me a massage with your feets. How about it?
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:01 AM

Can I upload this to YouTube?
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:08 AM

try using your breasts to your advantage.
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:15 AM

Omg. No, you guys can't call me you're international!
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:46 AM

This guy is all U.S. meat, baby. :batman:
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:58 AM

What are you doing outside of P:N? Get back I say! *cracks whip*
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Posted 14 July 2010 - 11:23 AM

I talk to fat ugly women, you just haven't met me. ;)


--edit -- woooahh nice display picture, <3

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Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:23 PM

I'll be your friend. On a side note, both me and Christoph would probably tap that. </creepy>
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