My first computer program!

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My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:08 PM

I just programmed my first REAL computer program (no shit), and it is like, totally AWESOME!!! :w00t:

It takes a list of strings from a textfile, as long as you like it to be, e.g "love", "flowers", "honey," "bees" and then returns the tail of the list of strings: "flowers", "honey", "bees". The cherry on top, is that it spits out the file with the extension of my choice (.sql).

I did this with minimal boilerplate, which is not bad, considering how I just read what boilerplate means, but I guess that is only normal when you are a genius, like I am. :smartass:

Unfortunately, my mental capacity is quite overheated, so I am out of ideas on how I should celebrate this milestone. I was thinking of inviting all extremely hot women over to my dad's basement/my location, so we could drink champagne, and then we could just chill or make out. PM, plz!! Party time! :xmas:

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Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:10 PM

What the hell is wrong with you?
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:14 PM

oh boy oh boy oh boy :hehe:
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:22 PM

How make extremely hot women are there? I just don't want them all crammed in a basement.
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:42 PM

Troll makes troll thread.

Yours,
Shane~
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:45 PM

View PostBacanze, on 16 July 2010 - 02:22 PM, said:

How make extremely hot women are there? I just don't want them all crammed in a basement.

So far zero. Maybe I need to work on my marketing skillz? :dontgetit:

I think the problem is that women are too picky. Not even champagne does the trick if you don't live in a penthouse. Maybe we could use the lawn?
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:50 PM

You just need more money
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 03:53 PM

Strike one: "Dad's basement."
Strike two: "Computer program."
Strike three: Looking for "extremely hot women" on a programming forum.
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 04:06 PM

Trololololo

Consider yourself trolled my good sir.
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 04:25 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
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Posted 16 July 2010 - 04:40 PM

WTF?!?! :dots:
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 04:58 PM

View Postgabehabe, on 16 July 2010 - 04:25 PM, said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.


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Posted 16 July 2010 - 05:26 PM

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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 05:27 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 16 July 2010 - 06:53 PM, said:

Strike one: "Dad's basement."
Strike two: "Computer program."
Strike three: Looking for "extremely hot women" on a programming forum.

I think you fall under the category of "extremely hot women," BenignDesign. :wub:
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Re: My first computer program!

Posted 16 July 2010 - 05:49 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 16 July 2010 - 02:53 PM, said:

Strike one: "Dad's basement."
Strike two: "Computer program."
Strike three: Looking for "extremely hot women" on a programming forum.

Chix who know code are often smart. Smart chix are hot. Too bad, they usually come with a fair amount of sarcasm and bitchiness. (If there are any women in this thread who are both smart and pleasant, please disregard this comment, as I am not talking about ALL smart women... just most of them.)

I remember back in senior high, the hottest specimen was this smart chica who went on to study maths, and she had great tits and booty as well as an awesome personality. Unfortunately, I basically told her to get fucked, as she scored slightly better than me on most papers. But she still had nice tits. :bigsmile:
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