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How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:27 PM

http://howfuckedismydatabase.com/

I lol'd multiple times.
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:40 PM

I don't get it.

How do I start with MySQL? Can I use it with C++ ?

Can I play quake 3 on it?
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:41 PM

Can has database codez?
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:41 PM

My massive frown evened out a bit and the tears slowed down.
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:42 PM

LOL. The Erlang bit was pretty funny. :lol:
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:43 PM

Banshee was running a sqlite database for a single user and that site said i wouldn't be fucked but instead i was by some inefficiency bug that would cause banshee to crash out. wtf?!
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 06:49 PM

View Postmacosxnerd101, on 27 August 2010 - 12:42 AM, said:

LOL. The Erlang bit was pretty funny. :lol:


It was cute.
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 26 August 2010 - 09:26 PM

lol'd at access. We have had some serious critical problems with ours...really I think its because we use it beyond the limits of its design but thats neither here nor there.
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 27 August 2010 - 04:32 AM

I didn't understand the MSSQL and using it to run a nuclear reactor. They used a 9 year old article with a version that was 5 versions ago. Could they not find anything more recent?
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Re: How f**ked is your database?

Posted 27 August 2010 - 05:22 AM

As someone who recently was working deeply with PostgreSQL and Slony, I feel the pain. As someone who more recently has been dealing with CouchDB, I LOL'd fiercely.

SIDE NOTE: Did some work with the author of CouchDB a few years ago. Really nice guy. Now, if my boss finds this post, I am easily identified! :P
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