What do you do at work?

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What do you do at work?

Posted 05 October 2006 - 07:51 PM

MarkoDaGeek: I'll be moving upstairs soon
MarkoDaGeek: my laptop is at work so...
Luke: oh thats sick
MarkoDaGeek: all of my porn is on there
MarkoDaGeek: whats sick ?
Luke: that you leave it at work
Luke: sick and wrong
MarkoDaGeek: oh
MarkoDaGeek: I thought you ment
MarkoDaGeek: cool sick
MarkoDaGeek: like DAMN SICK DUDE
MarkoDaGeek: THATS AWESOME
Luke: haa
MarkoDaGeek: yeah I left it at work
MarkoDaGeek: my phone charger is at work too
Luke: do you watch your porn while your at work then
MarkoDaGeek: no
MarkoDaGeek: I watch movies and TV though
Luke: becuase if so you really must have a cool boss and nothing to do
MarkoDaGeek: haha
MarkoDaGeek: yeah we watch hardcore porn all day
Luke: or perhaps a boss who is a little too cool
Luke: watches it with you
MarkoDaGeek: haha
MarkoDaGeek: No, but theres like 3 gigs of porn, and it isn't well hidden
MarkoDaGeek: I should move it
Luke: what the hell
Luke: you just decide hey, i'm going to take my porn to work today

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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:06 PM

Work Study: Follow the orders of and follow around an older, mostly blind gentleman. So far I've soldered wires, tested wires, tested old equipment for it's workingness, setup new classrooms, and learned awesome things about electronics I've never known before. Like that women during their monthly cycles can have adverse effects on electronics.

Radio: Mostly just sitting around working on homework or taking calls from drunks or bored children.
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 05 October 2006 - 08:46 PM

I hooked up my entire shop with unreal tournament today...



no work was accomplished.
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 02:27 AM

I spend most of my days browsing the forums and asking silly questions, mainly programming or Star Was Galaxies Emulator forums.

I'll do a bit of programming, spend a bit of time chatting with my fellow inmates (erm, I mean work collegues). Very occasionally, I'll even sell something.

Oh, and I answer the phones. All fun, lol.
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 06:56 AM

Fix Computer hardware
install and troubleshoot computer software
read tech forums
read and actually post to this forum
work on my forum at lunch
answer the phone
feign sincerity
kiss ass
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:14 AM

program
make bugs fight
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:19 AM

Program
Fix computers
Beer on Fridays
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:46 AM

hooray beer!


i make copies.
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 08:56 AM

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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 09:17 AM

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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 12:31 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 6 Oct, 2006 - 10:14 AM, said:

program
make bugs fight



I still need to send you one of the gigantic Preying mantisis we have here.

I lit my brush pile and 3 of those bastards came out 6-8 inches long and mean as hell. your puny scorpion is not a threat. or some of the wolf spiders from the garage. I saw one kill a mouse.

(I also have a chicken that eats snakes)
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 01:05 PM

Recently I combined work and porn when I had to write a fruit machine game that had a feature prize that slowly uncovered random pictures square by square of...ahem...ladies.
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 01:14 PM

View PostThorian, on 6 Oct, 2006 - 03:31 PM, said:

gigantic Preying mantisis we have here.

I lit my brush pile and 3 of those bastards came out 6-8 inches long and mean as hell. your puny scorpion is not a threat. or some of the wolf spiders from the garage. I saw one kill a mouse.

(I also have a chicken that eats snakes)

Awesome..I must see video and/or pictures
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Re: What do you do at work?

Posted 06 October 2006 - 05:20 PM

bicycle/motorcycle mechanic. i get beer as tips. we have over 120 movies and a grocery bag full of porn mags and movies. i usually leech money out of the register to pay for delicious food. we also make bombs and blow shit up. sexcellent.
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