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Your favorite quotes?

Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:51 PM

Here are some of my favorites::
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not too sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein

"If I have seen further it is only by standing on the shoulders of giants."
-- Isaac Newton

What are some of yours?

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Re: Your favorite quotes?

Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:02 PM

"This isn't my apartment, my lamps don't have feet" - Space Ghost Coast to Coast.
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:35 PM

"You can't put that thereOH MY GOD PUT THAT THERE!" ~SMBC
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:40 PM

One I heard the other day from an old man while talking about their 72 year anniversary. When I asked him what he though made it last, his answer was:

"Two can't argue if one won't"

not sure if it came from someone famous or not but I found it to be worthy of passing along.
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Re: Your favorite quotes?

Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:54 PM

Yess!

"Vote for Nobody!
Nobody will listen to your concerns!
Nobody will help the poor & Unemployed!
Nobody will make life better!
Nobody will keep promises!
If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone.
Nobody speaks the truth."

"Keep your coins. I want change!"

"You know what my favorite thing in the world is. I'll tell you. Each week millions and millions of upper middle class american citizens put on expensive clothes, load up in huge SUVs, and drive past homeless shelters, orphanages, prisons, missions, and halfway houses on their way to a very expensive and nice church where somebody tells them how to be more like jesus."

"Judge if you want
We are all going to die someday

I intend to deserve it"

"When I was 5, my mom always told me happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I said happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life."
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Posted 18 December 2010 - 08:59 PM

"A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!"

Nah. :bigsmile:

"Compassion is not putting yourself into trouble, but taking others out of trouble." Don't remember whose quote.

"The man who has no imagination has no wings" - Muhammad Ali
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Posted 19 December 2010 - 01:45 AM

"Hello Ladies"
"I'm on a horse."

Both by the Old Spice Guy
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Posted 19 December 2010 - 02:56 AM

"You can't kill me I'm wearing magic arrrrrgh"

"all men ought to be treated well and with dignity or else utterly annihilated so that they cannot seek revenge."

"two may keep a secret, if one of them is dead"

"When you have shot and killed a man, you have in some measure clarified your attitude towards him. You have given a definite solution to a definite problem. for better or for worse, you have acted decisively. In a way, the next move is up to him."

"writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 08:46 AM

"I don't know what weapons will world war 3 be fought with.. But world war 4 will be fought with sticks and Stones" Albert Einstein

"There are only 10 types of People in this world, those who know binary, and those who don't"

"In this world There are no evil men.. Only Evil Women" Muhammad Baig
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Re: Your favorite quotes?

Posted 19 December 2010 - 08:54 AM

A great Japanese proverb:

"If one can do it, you can do it;
if none can do it, you must do it."


A modified version:

"If one can do it, let him do,
if none can do it, how can you?

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 09:00 AM

Rugby player Brendan Venter while being asked a touchy question regarding a bad call during a game:

Interviwer: What did go wrong?

Brendan: uh, I'll have to think about it. Think about it deeply.


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Posted 19 December 2010 - 09:20 AM

Favorite Quote: "Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you....STRANGER"

Second Favorite Quote: "You can't kill me because behind this mask lies not a man but an idea. Ideas are bulletproof." -That's at least how i think it went anyways. :P

Third Favorite Quote: "Remember Remember the Fifth of November, that gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot."

Go V!!! and Heath ledger's version of the Joker! XD

oh and i forgot this one. :P
-a picture of a clown beneath the quote- "Normal people scare me"

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 10:14 AM

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't." ~ Rhonda Hansome

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge." ~ Phyllis Diller

"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change." ~ Alice [in Wonderland]

"Food makes one sick. Funny!" ~ Fortune cookie

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Posted 19 December 2010 - 10:24 AM

"The truth of an idea is not a stagnant property inherent in it. Truth happens to an idea. It becomes true, is made true by events." - Williams James

“What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” Albert Pine

"[...] if you look at your reflection, is that all you want to be?" - Nine Inch Nails/Trent Reznor - 'Right where It Belongs'
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Posted 19 December 2010 - 10:33 AM

"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?" ~Ayn Rand

"I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code."
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