[nathanpc]

Today I was reading about the announcement of the Verizon iPhone 4 at Engadget and I saw this great comments:


Share more ones from other blogs, sites and D.I.C

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Reason for edit:: Fixed url

[no2pencil]

The reviews & customer images for the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk on Amazon had me in tears.

[ishkabible]

i don't remember where i got it. i was helping a friend setup his cell phone as a modem and looking stuff up i found this, it was in text so i had to take a screen shot.



no2pencil's kills mine, that's some funny shit. "I have started to look around for airbag finger protection but have not yet found any... ", changing your baby's dipper, flying a plane with it, school bus driver

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[Salem_c]

Following no2pencil's link, there is a link to Uranium Ore

This is classic!

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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

[Ntwiles]

From now on whenever I give a product 4 stars, I'm putting "I deducted one star because of the giant mutant ants".

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[raziel_]

not rly a comments but i laugh so much at this:
Demn you auto correct

[Choscura]

The wolves T-shirt reviews from amazon have made me laugh uncontrollably.

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This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

[JackOfAllTrades]

Salem_c, on 13 January 2011 - 02:59 AM, said:

Following no2pencil's link, there is a link to Uranium Ore

This is classic!

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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

Out-fucking-standing!

[calvinthedestroyer]

Salem_c, on 13 January 2011 - 12:59 AM, said:

Following no2pencil's link, there is a link to Uranium Ore

This is classic!

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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

I've all ready got some



As far as the funny comment I've seen was IRL:

Some lady asked a kid: "Were do you think your going?"
kid: "I'm gonna spoil my dinner!"

[hookiethe1]

Wow, I never thought of Amazon as a source of comedy, but there's some quality trolling going on there!

Edit: oh shit, I can't stop reading them, but I can't stop laughing and I'm at work!

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[D.Mulroy]

I browsed the elder scrolls forums right around the time everybody started making a fuss about the LHC. A disucssion was started on whether runnning the particle collider would destory the world etc etc blah blah blah. One member posted this, I got a kick out of it.

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It's amazing how everybody on this forum has become experts in particle physics within a week.

[gabehabe]

calvinthedestroyer, on 13 January 2011 - 10:44 AM, said:

Salem_c, on 13 January 2011 - 12:59 AM, said:

Following no2pencil's link, there is a link to Uranium Ore

This is classic!

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I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.

I've all ready got some

And as a result, you have a doubleface with a hole in the middle of your doubleforehead?

[hookiethe1]

D.Mulroy, on 13 January 2011 - 05:31 AM, said:

I browsed the elder scrolls forums right around the time everybody started making a fuss about the LHC. A disucssion was started on whether runnning the particle collider would destory the world etc etc blah blah blah. One member posted this, I got a kick out of it.

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It's amazing how everybody on this forum has become experts in particle physics within a week.

We're screwed:

This post has been edited by hookiethe1: 13 January 2011 - 07:21 AM

[WolfCoder]

The most funny comment I ever saw is now my custom title. I think it was actually a Yahoo Question.

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[Kilorn]

NoBrain, on 13 January 2011 - 04:17 AM, said:

not rly a comments but i laugh so much at this:
Demn you auto correct

Some of those are epic. Especially the one about cleaning mom's vagina.