[BlueCube]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:





A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A half carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A small head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee,

And a 1 lb. package of bacon.



As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.



While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single".



The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.



Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"



The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."


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[fooboo]

HAAAHHAAAAA!!!!!

[HarpiesBizarre]

To which she replied, "Takes one to know one."

This post has been edited by HarpiesBizarre: 20 November 2006 - 11:46 AM

[the_hangman]

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To which she replied, "Takes one to know one."

and that's where the drunk guys beats her head off of the conveyer belt and proceeds to rape her on the spot, just because that didn't make any sense at all.. and cause he's drunk

This post has been edited by the_hangman: 20 November 2006 - 11:51 AM

[eLliDKraM]

we get at least one drunk everyday in the bike shop and they're rude and insane as well. they're my favorite and my most hated customer all in one

[Random English]

the_hangman, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 01:50 PM, said:

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To which she replied, "Takes one to know one."

and that's where the drunk guys beats her head off of the conveyer belt and proceeds to rape her on the spot, just because that didn't make any sense at all.. and cause he's drunk

It makes perfect sense, the drunk guy must be ugly too, since he's alone in the supermarket... and drunk, and raping someone. Someone ugly, no less.

[the_hangman]

ugly isn't a noun.

[HarpiesBizarre]

the_hangman, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:05 PM, said:

ugly isn't a noun.

Hangman is a bit of a freak and misogynist, I see. Perhaps an english major, as well? Let's get down to business...Maybe if she said, "It takes one to know one."? She wouldn't have been beaten and raped?

ugh.

This post has been edited by HarpiesBizarre: 20 November 2006 - 12:29 PM

[okyup]

HarpiesBizarre, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:25 PM, said:

the_hangman, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:05 PM, said:

ugly isn't a noun.

Hangman is a bit of a freak and misogynist, I see. Perhaps an english major, as well? Let's get down to business...Maybe if she said, "It takes one to know one."? She wouldn't have been beaten and raped?

ugh.

When she said "It takes one to know one" was she making a statement or asking a question? Either way they are pretty retarded. I think she would be better off to reply "I know you are but what am I?"

[the_hangman]

at least Okyup understood my point.


I'm not an English major; just a lineal thinker.

[eLliDKraM]

shut the fuck up and get back on topic. drunk people win at life everytime

[HarpiesBizarre]

the_hangman, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:35 PM, said:

at least Okyup understood my point.


I'm not an English major; just a lineal thinker.

You are a misogynist and a freak, then?

[okyup]

eLliDKraM, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:43 PM, said:

shut the fuck up and get back on topic. drunk people win at life everytime

They are competing with druggies too.

Ignorance is bliss eh?

[eLliDKraM]

druggies don't have the stench of the drunks and they twitch too much

[okyup]

HarpiesBizarre, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:48 PM, said:

the_hangman, on 20 Nov, 2006 - 12:35 PM, said:

at least Okyup understood my point.


I'm not an English major; just a lineal thinker.

You are a misogynist and a freak, then?

Help this thread is being bukkaked with stupidity.