Kudos to B9 on the first page. You actually made me lol.
Now, for the (far too rare in the CL) serious response to the questiom:
Nothing. My girlfriend has class and then works until 6:15 on Monday so we won't be doing anything special for Valentine's day. Instead we have opted to celebrate it over the weekend when we will be going out for dinner at the Cheesecake Factory (well, assuming we can get a seat at least) and then I am planning on taking her for a walk to the small river/pond where we had our first kiss. I would tell you all what I got her, but on the off chance that she reads the forums I don't want to have the suprise spoiled. I'll post back on Sunday.
PS - To sloth, gabe, and #2: If I catch any of you following us around I'll be calling the police. No stalkers allowed!