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silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 13 December 2006 - 09:44 AM

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keiserm999: Hey
BUZZ!!!
Thorian: yes
keiserm999: How are you doing today ?
Thorian: ehh not bad
keiserm999: Well didyou get the e-mail i send to you now from Megan Keiser
Thorian: I dont think so
Thorian: then again I dont know a Megan Keiser
keiserm999: I am looking for a Represantative in the state
Thorian: really
keiserm999: Who will be working for my company as a per timeworker
keiserm999: And iam willing topay 10% on each payment you recived from my customer's in the state
Thorian: Facinating tell me more
keiserm999: You shall be working from home
Thorian: I shall?
Thorian: SWEET
keiserm999: Check your e-mail
keiserm999: I send the proposal there
Thorian: I dont have it
Thorian: How about a run down
keiserm999: I am Megan Keiser,From India blah blah blah scam details
Thorian: Is it about the automatic chiken plucker?
Thorian: Interesting
Thorian: Textiles huh?
keiserm999: Yes
Thorian: so it isnt about the automatic chicken plucker?
keiserm999: We arelooking for a representative in the states and uk, someone
who we can entrust with our company money and funds there is no plucking of chickens required.
Thorian: that is a shame as the automatic chicken plucker sounded like one heck of a deal
Thorian: you just place your cock into the box wait 3 minutes and extract it bald and slightly damp
Thorian: In not really in to textiles market
Thorian: Im in to Agricultural
keiserm999: ok
Thorian: you know Bull & Cock fighting
Thorian: The people sure like to see 2 cocks dicking it out
keiserm999: yeah
Thorian: so for this proposal do you have to be bonded?
Thorian: as that would be a problem
Thorian: there was an incident involving a sheep that broke my bondage
Thorian: the police were involved it was rather messy
Thorian: Some financial deals require both parties to be in bondage here
keiserm999: Bondage is perferred but not required
Thorian: sorry about the delay I has to water the camels
Thorian: they get thirsty you know
Thorian: So your company is into indian bondage that is hot
Thorian: You still there
Thorian: ?
Thorian: hello?


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Re: silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 13 December 2006 - 09:45 AM

Indian bondage. I hear that's big in Europe.
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Re: silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 13 December 2006 - 09:49 AM

im so messaging that screen name, brb

"keiserm999: Bondage is perferred but not required"

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 09:51 AM

we should have all 19,000 members on DIC message that guy and be like "Hey.. I hear you're into bondage"
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Re: silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 13 December 2006 - 09:59 AM

hahahahah Good Call.

I have yet to have those scammers instant message me. crazy.
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 10:05 AM

Just so you know that was with yahoo messanger Have fun
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Re: silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 13 December 2006 - 10:10 AM

lol I like the chicken plucker plug. hahahahah
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Re: silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 12 January 2007 - 01:51 PM

View PostNicholasDavis, on 13 Dec, 2006 - 10:10 AM, said:

lol I like the chicken plucker plug. hahahahah

keiserm999: Hello...How are you doing
rumoriforgot: good
rumoriforgot: are you looking for someone to sell your product?
keiserm999: We sell Textiles and Materials in our company
keiserm999: And we need some one in the state who will be working from home as a per time worker
keiserm999: Which you shall be recieving payment from our customer's in the state
keiserm999: and get 10% on each payment you recived from them
rumoriforgot: what is your name?
keiserm999: My name is Megan Keiser
keiserm999: And you ?
rumoriforgot: i am R
rumoriforgot: How can i see a catalog of your products?
keiserm999: You could view our link below
keiserm999: www.bharattextile.com
rumoriforgot: ok i see the website.
keiserm999: So did you understand what we are looking for
keiserm999: We need some one who will be working for us as a payment collector in the US
keiserm999: And we are willing to pay 10% on each payment you recived from our customer
keiserm999: Which you shall be sending the rest VIA Western Union
rumoriforgot: can i send it via a bank wire instead?
keiserm999: We do not deal with Bank wired ...Due to the scam going on Internet
keiserm999: That is why we have been looking for a Rep in the US
rumoriforgot: i get 10% of each payment?
keiserm999: Yes
rumoriforgot: do you need someone with a bank check account? so that the purchaser pays to "Hitech" and makes the check out to them?
rumoriforgot: i mean business checking account.
keiserm999: OK...Did you want to work for us as a Rep in the state
keiserm999: nd our customer can esily be sending you the payment and take your 10% and have the rest wired VIA Western Union
keiserm999: You will have to get a Checking Account
keiserm999: Before you could be able to work for this company
keiserm999: So once you recive the payment you can have it deposit in the Checking Account
rumoriforgot: i have a personal checking account.
keiserm999: OK...That not a problem
keiserm999: So are you interested in working for our company
keiserm999: As a rep in the US
keiserm999: Can i know your asl and what you do for a living ?
keiserm999: And i could let you know the details i will be needing from you
rumoriforgot: Yes I'm interested, but I need to understand more.
keiserm999: Like what will you like to understand ?
rumoriforgot: I'm not sure why you can't use bank wires. . .
rumoriforgot: send me an email with the details to rudd@yahoo.com
keiserm999: Why can't we discuss this on here
keiserm999: I am Megan Keiser,am from England and am looking
for a representative in the states who will be working
for us as a part-time worker and we are willing to pay
10% per for every transaction,which wouldn't affect ur
present state of work,if u are interested pls am
online u can chat with me
first of all i will like to know ur asl and what u do
for a living Am 47/ Female / England, London,I work for
Bharat Textile and Fabric Limited Sourcing Agency
limited in england Our main factory is located in INDIA
were we extract the raw materials need for the
manufacturing of fabrics,but all transfers and
anything that has to do with payments are refered to
England, and some time to our main factory.
rumoriforgot: what is your favorite soup?
keiserm999: we are looking for a representative in the states, someone
who we can entrust with our company money and funds
and would help us recieve payments from our customers,
clients in the states for the supply of fabric and
textile materials we supply to them The reason why we
need this rep is, cause the cost of coming to the
state and getting payments is very expensive, we can
spend up $1,300USD only in buying ticket and the rest
of the expenses ,so we need a representative in the
united state who will be capable and reliable of
handling that aspect, We are willing to pay 10% per
every payment u recieve ,and you can still keep ur
regular job while you work for us
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Re: silly scam artists (fun with language barriers)

Posted 12 January 2007 - 02:41 PM

keiserm999 (4:25:10 AM): Hello...How are you doing
supersloth (4:26:04 AM): I AM FANTASTIC
keiserm999 (4:26:11 AM): that is good
keiserm999 (4:26:25 AM): we are looking for representive for selling products from our companies
supersloth (4:26:35 AM): OH YEAH?
keiserm999 (4:26:38 AM): yes, we are
supersloth (4:26:44 AM): FANTASTIC!
keiserm999 (4:26:44 AM): we can pay of 10% on each payment
supersloth (4:26:57 AM): REALLY! YOU DON'T SAY?!
keiserm999 (4:27:01 AM): yes, we can
supersloth (4:27:07 AM): APPROXIMATELY HOW MUCH WOULD THAT WORK OUT BE!
keiserm999 (4:27:08 AM): do you be interested in this offers?
keiserm999 (4:27:22 AM): that would work out to be in 1 years almost alot of $50000
supersloth (4:27:23 AM): I JUST MIGHT BE INTERESTED!
supersloth (4:27:30 AM): THIS SOUNDS FANTASTIC!
keiserm999 (4:27:31 AM): tell me what are you from?
supersloth (4:27:44 AM): THAT IS A FANTASTIC AMOUNT OF MONEY!
keiserm999 (4:27:52 AM): i know it is good deals
supersloth (4:27:54 AM): I CAN TELL YOU WHERE I AM FROM!
supersloth (4:28:02 AM): DEALS?! MULTIPLE DEALS?! FANTASTIC!
keiserm999 (4:28:07 AM): many of them
supersloth (4:28:09 AM): THAT MUST BE EVEN MORE MONEY!
supersloth (4:28:17 AM): I AM FROM THE AMERICAS
supersloth (4:28:21 AM): WHERE FROM ARE YOU!?
keiserm999 (4:28:22 AM): i can make payments in cash too. there are many of some internet scams
keiserm999 (4:28:35 AM): i am from england, now i live in canadians
supersloth (4:28:35 AM): OH KNOW, I HATE SCAMS
supersloth (4:28:45 AM): I LOVE CANADIANS
supersloth (4:28:50 AM): ESPECIALLY THE MOUNTIES
keiserm999 (4:28:50 AM): do you love me too?
supersloth (4:28:57 AM): I JUST MIGHT
supersloth (4:29:04 AM): IF YOU HELP ME MAKE FANTASTIC DEALS!
keiserm999 (4:29:30 AM): well i am megan keise, am from england look for a representatives in the america. we will be paying part-time working and we pay 10% for transactions.
supersloth (4:29:31 AM): PLEASE, GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION
keiserm999 (4:29:54 AM): if you could go to anywhere in the worlds..... where? the includes one free vacation
supersloth (4:30:09 AM): I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF TIENAMEN SQUARE
supersloth (4:30:13 AM): SO MUCH HISTORY!
keiserm999 (4:30:16 AM): that is good places
keiserm999 (4:30:24 AM): where the jap got runing overs?
keiserm999 (4:31:14 AM): i can will double pay if you guess to where i my vacation when I started!
supersloth (4:31:28 AM): YES, WITH THE ASIAN PEOPLE
keiserm999 (4:31:44 AM): i like people asians sometimes
keiserm999 (4:31:48 AM): i kissed them once
supersloth (4:32:18 AM): HOW WAS THAT?
supersloth (4:32:20 AM): WAS IT SsuperslothOFT AND TENDER?1
keiserm999 (4:32:37 AM): it was kind of good. it was a girl and iam girl. it made me the sex
keiserm999 (4:32:51 AM): are you the girl?
supersloth (4:33:49 AM): I AM THE GIRL
supersloth (4:33:53 AM): IF WE MAKE DEAL
supersloth (4:33:55 AM): COULD WE MAKE SEX?
keiserm999 (4:34:03 AM): can kissed you if you make the money sale?
keiserm999 (4:34:33 AM): you did not guessed where i make vacation in my working for double salary?
supersloth (4:34:51 AM): PORTUGAL!
supersloth (4:34:57 AM): YES, CAN KISSED
keiserm999 (4:34:58 AM): its not
supersloth (4:35:04 AM): DARNIT
supersloth (4:35:06 AM): DARNIT ALL
keiserm999 (4:35:16 AM): keeo guessing more i like these
supersloth (4:35:20 AM): PLEASE
supersloth (4:35:24 AM): LET US GO BACK TO DISCUSSIONS
supersloth (4:35:27 AM): OF THE DEALS
keiserm999 (4:35:39 AM): ok, tell me the details please
supersloth (4:35:47 AM): YOU SAID YOU HAD DETAILS
keiserm999 (4:35:52 AM): you have the details?
supersloth (4:35:52 AM): I SAID I AM FROM THE AMERICAS
supersloth (4:36:05 AM): THAT FULL REQUIREMENTS YES? NO?
supersloth (4:36:16 AM): PLEASE TELL ME, I WISH HAVE MONEY AND LOTS OF THE SEX
keiserm999 (4:36:19 AM): also speak arabic and to be the girls and money
keiserm999 (4:36:25 AM): and 5 cars only
supersloth (4:36:46 AM): I AM TO HAVE 5
supersloth (4:36:50 AM): OR YOU HAVE 5?
keiserm999 (4:36:56 AM): we have 5 more
keiserm999 (4:37:00 AM): five
supersloth (4:37:06 AM): OH! ARE THEY UP FOR THE SALE!
keiserm999 (4:37:07 AM): FIVE
keiserm999 (4:37:08 AM): FIVE
keiserm999 (4:37:09 AM): YES
supersloth (4:37:09 AM): IF I MAKE THE DEALS!
keiserm999 (4:37:14 AM): you have it and
keiserm999 (4:37:20 AM): if you make deals for us, there are 5

FYI those first few were not me. The AIM name was open though ;-)
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 02:46 PM

I AM SO FANTASTIC!
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 02:47 PM

hahahahaha!
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 03:00 PM

Lets try out the merge feature, and combine this thread with another thread which is based on the same subject and is also at the top of the CL.
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 03:14 PM

fuck, i was doing it and it said someone else came along and pulled the rug out from underneat me. who was the crafty sunuvabitch that pulled that off?!
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 03:20 PM

Wait,
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Posted 12 January 2007 - 03:27 PM

comma.
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