RAP BATTLE

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RAP BATTLE

Posted 13 December 2006 - 11:22 AM

I gots mad skill
come and get your fil
your rap is wack
ill break yo back
and kick you in the grill
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 11:48 AM

you ain't gonna kick me in the grill
cause i got mad skillz
see i just pulled a trick
that you young mc's like to use
you steal rhymes from other people's flows
but hey, i'm sure you like the abuse

now thorian, go fight a fire
it's what your good at
leave the rapping to us real niggas
cause homie don't play dat

game
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 11:56 AM

Im gonna Control Alt Delete You
Break off like Norris and Beat you
You wanna be a rapper
But you just a Cracker
you are gonna be sorry
your only game is Atari

Gonna Take my hose
Gonna Spray yo ho's
Stroken that wookie
like Solo to Chewbaca
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 12:32 PM

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Now Thorian, I think you're being harsh on Atari
Is because you're too busy eating calamari?
What that fuck, that made no sense
Throw me another impossible word to rhyme,
But try to improve your personal best

I'm a cracker, well so are you.
Except your whack ass mustache
Makes me think you practice vodoo

Oh shit, I think I just felt a pinch
Are you playing with the naked doll of me again?
Just face it, you know you can't win,
the beat just stopped, man
I think you're CD player must've been jacked off a trade-in.

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 12:43 PM

Looks like we gots a contenda
Flexin shit like bender
C'mon all ya fools
You can figure out the rules
Type up a ryme and hit senda

Symphonic is my ace
Spittin all over the base
Want else rymes with orange
besides stroky stroky po-rn g
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 12:45 PM

No Symph I think it's time
to tell you bout the misinfo'mation in yo rhyme
voodoo don't stick pins in dolls 'cept in movies you be seein'
that skill was created by witches who were European
voodoo dolls wont make you ill
they just used to heal

Now my skillz mused be honed
'cos boy you just got owned
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 12:50 PM

Whys everyone all up in here hatin'
Peace, Love and smooth flow is what im statin'
Rappin don;t haffa be cruel
You're all being used like a tool
No one needs to be schooled
Let your peace in here fly like a dove
Drop the hate, enbrace the love
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 12:57 PM

(left the quote again haha)

That's what I been saying
Thorian startin the rap, like he's in pain
Let's all be nice, we'll rap about
holiday things, like pepperment and spice
speaking of which, santa just appeared
outside my window with 8 shiny reindeer
what the omg, dancer's got a glock
he's pointed that shit at santa clause
quick as a dash, i just flew out the window
capped his ass and made his antlers into a handle
bar for my bike, but I'm giving it to all of you
to enjoy for life

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Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:03 PM

View PostThorian, on 13 Dec, 2006 - 01:43 PM, said:

Symphonic is my ace
Spittin all over the base
Want else rymes with orange
besides stroky stroky po-rn g


Just take a look above
For a glimpse of all the love
There really aint no haten
Symphonic knows im playen

Tried to have a funky time
but couldent think up a Ryme
So here I will retreat
To allow the next beat

WTF Dancer got a Glock
Shooting up the block
Santa is a hater
Jerks to Christian Slaiter?

Now Damn that shit is cold
you had to go unload
on a raindeer man that's bold
ending a myth of old

YOU KILLED MY HOME BOY BITCH
NOW YOU GONNA DIE
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:06 PM

Aw but come on dude
It's fun to just be rude
but for the sake of the Christmas season
I'll try to rhyme a bit mo' pleasin'

To one an' all I hope this year
Christmas for you is full or beer
I hope you all the the gifts you'd like
See there's love flowin' down my mic
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:07 PM

I need to hear some rhymes
about the better part of the times
Bring home good grades
Finding a cure for those AIDS
Droping all the blockcades
power up the computer with some sweet upgrades
Astronauts comming home to tickertape parades
Peace and Love for the next decades
This is what we need to hear
This is what we need to chear
C'mon every body just clap your hands
We rappin all good things across the lands
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:11 PM

Let sing Kum By Ya
For my man Nova
about that new x box
or all those lego blox
My gat is a squirt gun
It only sprays out fun
To all yous in the know
I callange you to a game of DOMINOES
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:11 PM

a man named nova
spreading love like the son of jehova
he fights back the verb
with the strength of a herd
thorians heart he did snare
with his full care bear stare
fooboo drank a bookoo and
the only rhyme i could come up with was moomoo
be thankful it was a rap battle
because a rock off would have blown your socks off
and make your whole soul rattle
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Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:16 PM

What will I be doin'n this year
once I'm full o' Christmas cheer
Watchin' movies, playing games, an' gettin' drunk
till my breath smells like a skunk
till fur grows on my tongue
and over I am hung
then what will I do nex'
search the web for midget sex
then I'll read a book or two
so dude's how about you?
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Re: RAP BATTLE

Posted 13 December 2006 - 01:19 PM

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carlcampbelljr (2:13:03 PM): so how about your funky rymes
carlcampbelljr (2:13:12 PM): that is if you have the time

c_kenworthy (2:13:18 PM): I got nothin
c_kenworthy (2:13:31 PM): too busy baking muffins

carlcampbelljr (2:13:42 PM): while chillin like a puffin?

c_kenworthy (2:14:00 PM): nah, up in the gym workin off some stuffin

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