What happened next? (Episode 1)

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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:26 AM

These haiku are awesome. Keep them coming.

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:39 AM

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Americans fat
Three thong panties to make one
Chub thumping lubed cukes
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:46 AM

Knowlesypoos,
Y u keep making haiku?
Fucking quit!
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 06:56 AM

Ah! prudish Texas,
Cukes, lube, buzzy toy: for shame
Still good for sales tax.
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:47 AM

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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:48 AM

View PostNeoTifa, on 21 April 2011 - 10:47 AM, said:

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3 5


FTFY

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:53 AM

WTF? All my English professors said 5, 7, 3! I've been lied to!
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:53 AM

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Neo can't haiku
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Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:55 AM

Dinner party for three. That cucumber salad isn't gonna make enough for more than one though...
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:57 AM

View PostNeoTifa, on 21 April 2011 - 10:53 AM, said:

WTF? All my English professors said 5, 7, 3! I've been lied to!


How'd I pass school?
All my English profs lied!
Short skirt dress code...damn.

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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:13 AM

View PostCraig328, on 21 April 2011 - 10:57 AM, said:

How'd I pass school?
All my English profs lied!
Short skirt dress code...damn.


How did I pass school?
All my English profs did lie!
Short skirt dress code... damn.

I fixed that for you.
Please to be responding in
haiku. kthxbai.
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:16 AM

My excuse: at work
My problem: seems I can't count
My answer: go home.
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:40 AM

skyhawk133 got a call from three ladies while being in wall-mart and he thought about buying present to them. Luckily he was next to thongs and thought as they were going to have sex he would want them to wear those nice things. After a while walking in the wall-mart while looking for massager and lubricants he realized that he does not have three penises. So he walked to the vegetables and tried to look for carrots, but found cucumbers and realized that they were fine, for the cause.
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:40 AM

Rep's still in the lounge
For once my number's growing
I approve of this
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Re: What happened next? (Episode 1)

Posted 21 April 2011 - 08:42 AM

You went from 2 cm to 2.5 cm?
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