How many third graders would it to take to kick your ass and why?

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How many third graders would it to take to kick your ass and why?

Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:18 AM

I saw this over the weekend...a horrible beat down of this transgendered girl at McDonalds in Baltimore.





Jesus! Kids are so mean these days! These aren't third graders but 14 year olds. The girl gets beat so bad she has a seizure. I would love to be armed with a tazer and see this shit happen while ordering my morning coffee. Little bastards! Little fucking shits!

This is an old question and one I've put up before, its always been fun depending on participants and thought...So how many third graders could you take in a real life beat down? They're out to beat your ass brutally...no mercy!!

hahahaha! I got to reading some comments on this subject :) So funny!

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A third-grader doesn't have the muscle mass to do any significant damage to a grown man. No matter how hard one punched you, you're not going to get your 'ass kicked' from it. And one solid blow from a grown man is enough to put a third-grader out of commission, so you could thin out their numbers pretty quickly.

I'm going to say 'thirty' - that sounds like enough to get in enough bites (about the only way a third-grader can really hurt you) and push hard enough to topple me before I can thin them out with kicks and blows. Once I'm down I'm out easily - the little beggars will go for the eyes.

That said, this assumes a good deal of coordination on the part of the third-graders. If they haven't talked about it beforehand and are just circling around me being cowardly, I'll probably be okay.


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If you cant do ugly things it probably wouldnt take more than say six, but for me there is no number of third graders who could kick my ass. I am a former soldier and war veteran, I know how to incapacitate an assailant in 3 moves or less, so I would use my training to drop each kid as they came with one blow, hopefully not doing any permanent damage.


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In all honesty, only one third grader would be necessary to beat my ass. I couldn't ever hit a child back, no matter what they were doing. I'd grab a hold of them, but everytime they would wriggle away they would have the advantage since I wouldn't hit back.




So funny! For me I'd say 4. I think I could handle three but four would probably be too much for me. And I guess it really depended on how fit they were..there's some awfully fat kids around. I think if they caught me on a Monday I would be a little more brutal too, God I hate Mondays. I would definitely fight dirty too. Little bastards.

I hate mean kids.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:44 AM

I have only recent experience fighting against one around 14 year old kid who tried to steal my fucking booze with a knife when I got out of the shop. Well after a while the knife was stuck in my hand and the kid was running away while crying. He came to me while showing the knife and asked me to give the beer and i said no so he tried to stab me and I shielded with my hand. Then at the same time I hit him with my other hand and he fell down. I kicked him few times on the stomach and left him lay down and pulled out the knife and turned back and the kid was running away.

Though back in school we used to gang attack anyone even ourselves so that two took care of the hands and third kept hitting to the stomach, my classmates never were able to pull it off at me.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:52 AM

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Though back in school we used to gang attack anyone even ourselves


You have to be fucking kidding me. You're one of the ones that do it?
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 05:56 AM

@The first video: What the fuck. Why did none of the 6+ guys step in and stop the fight? You see two vs. one and you should always try to break it up. Unless it's a barfight then you risk getting stabbed. But McDonalds? For shame employees, for shame!

"You talking to my man?" LOL Bonqueesha, nobody was talking to your man. :lol: Typical.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 06:06 AM

View PostSergio Tapia, on 25 April 2011 - 08:56 AM, said:

@The first video: What the fuck. Why did none of the 6+ guys step in and stop the fight? You see two vs. one and you should always try to break it up. Unless it's a barfight then you risk getting stabbed. But McDonalds? For shame employees, for shame!

"You talking to my man?" LOL Bonqueesha, nobody was talking to your man. :lol: Typical.


Same thing I'm saying. The guy in the blue was just watching... if I was there I would have knocked him a slap too.

It would take -100 third graders to bring me down. Those little buggers can't take pain!!!
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 06:14 AM

I came here thinking it was going to be something like this:
Edit: Removed link, it was wanting you to sign up for a dating service.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 06:15 AM

I'd start hitting women that day if I was there.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 06:20 AM

View PostSergio Tapia, on 25 April 2011 - 08:56 AM, said:

@The first video: What the fuck. Why did none of the 6+ guys step in and stop the fight? You see two vs. one and you should always try to break it up. Unless it's a barfight then you risk getting stabbed. But McDonalds? For shame employees, for shame!

I'm sure McDonalds has a policy terminating anyone interfering in this type of situation.

It appears that person recording this was fired
http://www.nydailyne...tells_news.html

I'm not sure a $8.00 an hour job would be worth keeping if I was there, but I can't speak for the people that were actually there.

EDIT: apparently I can't copy and paste today.

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:10 AM

that video made me so upset at all the employees at that mcdonalds (especially what i assume is the manger, in the blue shirt)

put those cunts thru the fucking wall.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:47 AM

yeah i'm with everyone else on this one. i don't get how you just stand around and watch that happen.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:54 AM

It reminds me of this site: www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

Edit: Crap.. the site is not like it used to be.. requires signups and junk to dating sites. Ignore.

FYI, one was 14 and the other 18.
Cite http://newsone.com/e...r-woman-attack/

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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:55 AM

I don't understand why the fact that she is transgendered has anything to do with anything.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 09:57 AM

Transgendered or not...I didn't see one moment of that kid doing anything to defend him/herself than rolling into a ball and letting a couple bitches keep beating. That doesn't make the incident any less offensive but damn, I don't care what your personal gender association is: if someone is throwing hands at you, you GOTTA do something more than sit there and cry and moan about it.

Correct me if I'm wrong but transgendered doesn't mean defenseless punching bag does it (I was gonna say "doesn't mean 'pussy'"...but then I realized that it literally could mean 'pussy'...and that wasn't the point I was trying to make)?

Guys fight back. Girls fight back. If you're transgendered you're one or the other. In this case, yer a girl with guy's muscles. Lay a whup down on those bitches and teach them a lesson.
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 10:00 AM

she could have taken a pretty mean blow to start or even a cheap shot that effectively took her out of it.

as someone who has been punched in the face while sleeping, i can attest that it is very difficult to figure out what the fuck is going on some times!
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Posted 25 April 2011 - 10:07 AM

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