Jesus! Kids are so mean these days! These aren't third graders but 14 year olds. The girl gets beat so bad she has a seizure. I would love to be armed with a tazer and see this shit happen while ordering my morning coffee. Little bastards! Little fucking shits!
This is an old question and one I've put up before, its always been fun depending on participants and thought...So how many third graders could you take in a real life beat down? They're out to beat your ass brutally...no mercy!!
hahahaha! I got to reading some comments on this subject So funny!
I'm going to say 'thirty' - that sounds like enough to get in enough bites (about the only way a third-grader can really hurt you) and push hard enough to topple me before I can thin them out with kicks and blows. Once I'm down I'm out easily - the little beggars will go for the eyes.
That said, this assumes a good deal of coordination on the part of the third-graders. If they haven't talked about it beforehand and are just circling around me being cowardly, I'll probably be okay.
So funny! For me I'd say 4. I think I could handle three but four would probably be too much for me. And I guess it really depended on how fit they were..there's some awfully fat kids around. I think if they caught me on a Monday I would be a little more brutal too, God I hate Mondays. I would definitely fight dirty too. Little bastards.
I hate mean kids.
This post has been edited by absynthe: 25 April 2011 - 05:27 AM