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You know .... when...

Posted 03 May 2011 - 10:45 AM

The objective is to fill in this statement You know _______ when _______ which the craziest combinations you can come up with.

I'll go first...

#You know you drink too much when you sneeze and intoxicate everyone in the room.
#You know you're too fat when your fart makes the local news.
#You know you're too filthy when the only way someone can tell if they're inside or outside your house is by looking up to see where the roof is at.
#You know you partied too hard last night when you wake up (and)
  • find yourself infront of God
  • don't know whether to use either the male or female bathroom
  • in a brewery
  • you witness a shuttle taking off from the inside
  • you can't remember what you did for the past 3 weeks



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Re: You know .... when...

Posted 03 May 2011 - 11:59 AM

You know you've screwed up when you hear your buddy say, "bastard, that's my sister!"

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Re: You know .... when...

Posted 03 May 2011 - 05:57 PM

You know it's hit the fan when it splatters back in your face.

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Re: You know .... when...

Posted 04 May 2011 - 06:35 AM

You know you're a cheeseburger when your turkey is a gobbling in the mustard pan.

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Re: You know .... when...

Posted 04 May 2011 - 08:13 AM

You know you eat too much when there's a $10 special at your local restaurant named after you.

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Posted 04 May 2011 - 12:42 PM

You know it was a good weekend when you are still trying to hide the bodies on Monday.

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Re: You know .... when...

Posted 04 May 2011 - 01:02 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 04 May 2011 - 03:42 PM, said:

You know it was a good weekend when you are still trying to hide the bodies on Monday.

lol

You know it was a crazy party when you open your eyes and the doctor says you've been in a coma for 2 weeks.

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Re: You know .... when...

Posted 09 May 2011 - 11:01 AM

You know you have a drug-problem when even your dealer shows concern. :o

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Posted 09 May 2011 - 07:11 PM

You know you are unlucky when you fit every Wanted Description.

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