Jokes about software engineers

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Re: Jokes about software engineers

Posted 17 October 2011 - 02:10 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 17 October 2011 - 01:24 AM, said:

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


hahaha, reminded me of this :P

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Re: Jokes about software engineers

Posted 17 October 2011 - 02:11 PM

lol

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Re: Jokes about software engineers

Posted 17 October 2011 - 06:56 PM

And then he crashes into a tree when he tries to drive farther than his house is big.

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Re: Jokes about software engineers

Posted 22 October 2011 - 10:07 AM

It's hard to find good jokes. Most on the internet seem to be written by idiots that don't know the first thing about programming =/



In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.

C gives you enough rope to hang yourself. C++ also gives you the tree object to tie it to.

With C you can shoot yourself in the leg. With C++ you can reuse the bullet.

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Re: Jokes about software engineers

Posted 23 October 2011 - 07:01 PM

Does this apply to software engineers?

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Engineers think that equations approximate the real world.
Scientists think that the real world approximates equations.
Mathematicians are unable to make the connection.

At least it makes sense.

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Re: Jokes about software engineers

Posted 26 April 2012 - 07:31 PM

View Postishkabible, on 11 June 2011 - 07:11 PM, said:

sorry did you mean sudo mkdir who?

soo wish I could Upvote this

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