How tired are you on Monday?

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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 12:59 PM

Yes, an idiot, but an idiot who can speak differente languages, you can't say the saime, your just a normal idiot.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:03 PM

There is nothing normal about Christoph.
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:04 PM

Screw this thread, I need to have sex with my wife.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:12 PM

View PostMacjohn, on 24 May 2011 - 03:59 PM, said:

Yes, an idiot, but an idiot who can speak differente languages, you can't say the saime, your just a normal idiot.

There are many things idiots can do that I cannot. I bet there are also things I can do that idiots cannot.
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:18 PM

of course there is, if it wasn't like that life wouldn't make sense.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:20 PM

So we're all agreed then? Circle Jerk?
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:22 PM

I disagree with the assertion that "There is nothing normal about Christoph". From what was written on the bathroom wall it seems his wang-doodle is perfectly normal and average. No disturbing angle to the dangle, or funk to that junk. In fact the dissertation on the stall door as pretty clear and detailed on all aspects. That probably got someone a diploma for their undergrad arts and science degree at the local community college or university.
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:30 PM

I find your in depth analysis of his wang a little unsettling.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:35 PM

i find your lack of appreciation for it sad.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:39 PM

Hey - I am just a messenger... a herald even. Like The Silver Surfer.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:41 PM

That sick bastard, and he was off by 2 centimeters. 2 CENTIMETERS LADIES, ADD 2 CENTIMETERS.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:49 PM

where did he measure? i heard standard practice is from the center of the anus to juuuuuust beyond the tip. i hope that was true. i hope i hope i hope.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:54 PM

View PostMacjohn, on 24 May 2011 - 04:18 PM, said:

of course there is, if it wasn't like that life wouldn't make sense.

The moral there was that the ability to speak other languages isn't going to save you.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:54 PM

No he went all "rule of thumb" on me, he stuck his thumb up my ass and measured to the end of his index finger.
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Re: How tired are you on Monday?

Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:55 PM

View Postsupersloth, on 24 May 2011 - 02:49 PM, said:

where did he measure? i heard standard practice is from the center of the anus to juuuuuust beyond the tip. i hope that was true. i hope i hope i hope.


I always remembered it as "from brown to crown."
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