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The Joke Thread

Posted 17 July 2011 - 05:43 PM

Want a few laughs? Me Too!

So people who are taking part post jokes and if you like a joke then +Rep!

The person with the most +Rep wins.

Please no randomly down repping people.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted 17 July 2011 - 05:44 PM

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."

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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted 17 July 2011 - 05:49 PM

** Topic moved to Games/Puzzles/Trivia/Jokes **

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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted 24 August 2011 - 11:50 AM

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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted 26 August 2011 - 04:23 PM

More importantly, the iPad.
http://failblog.org/...-actual-apples/
Or Apple's staff:
http://failblog.org/...engraving-fail/

I love failblog, it's one of the best places for me! (But don't stay in memebase too long...)

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