Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

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Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:23 PM

Ninja's don't have their own toaster.

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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Post icon  Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:28 PM

There's gotta be a ninja toaster out there somewhere.
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:30 PM

PROVE IT.
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:33 PM

Ninja's dont need toasters

when they cut bread with their swords, they do it so fast that the bread toasts just from the fricton
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:33 PM

Maybe we should ask a ninja...? :rolleyes:
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:38 PM

if i could buy that toaster in america, i would.
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Post icon  Posted 17 February 2007 - 12:38 PM

But you also have to toast some sort of pattern on the bread.
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Post icon  Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:23 PM

View PostNova Dragoon, on 17 Feb, 2007 - 12:33 PM, said:

Ninja's dont need toasters

when they cut bread with their swords, they do it so fast that the bread toasts just from the fricton

Where did you learn your phyics? The faster the cut = less friction. Unless you are talking the meta-physical power of Ninjas in particular! :magic: THEN of course the bread could be cut fresh or toasted as desired by applying differing techniques of the SECRET ARTS!~
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:29 PM

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The faster the cut = less friction.


actually the same "amount" of friction will be present at any speed. however the faster the blade moves through the bread, that same amount of friction is present in a smaller window of time, and thus hotter because the bread can't cool off quick enough.
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:41 PM

that was WAY too fucking stupid for the caffeine lounge, keywiz
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Posted 17 February 2007 - 02:51 PM

View PostKeyWiz, on 17 Feb, 2007 - 02:23 PM, said:

View PostNova Dragoon, on 17 Feb, 2007 - 12:33 PM, said:

Ninja's dont need toasters

when they cut bread with their swords, they do it so fast that the bread toasts just from the fricton

Where did you learn your phyics?



At a highly rigorous research university specializing in science and engineering, I guess I really needed to have learnt it correctly by watching movies and falling asleep in high school, you call me on that one good
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 03:00 PM

hahahah
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 06:16 PM

Use a light sabre - toast-a-mungous
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Posted 17 February 2007 - 06:27 PM

Ninjas don't need light sabers!
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Re: Why do Pirates rule so much harder than Ninjas?

Posted 17 February 2007 - 06:56 PM

i toast my bread with seething anger.
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